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    Story Time

    There once was a man named Lehsyrus, who like a fucking moron decided to have his woman move halfway across the country in with him in his apartment. The woman was a sweetheart, but turned into a total fucking bitch once she moved in. He could never access the internet, nor play any games, and the only solitude he had was when he went to the bar. She had no place else to go, and he couldn't just kick her out, that is until one day she pissed him off so badly he tore down an entire section of the apartments wall. The landlords grew angry, and kicked both Lehsyrus and his bitch out. Lehsyrus then found a new place that was nicer (and for less cost per month) and began staying there. The bitch tried to move in and when Lehsyrus would not let her, the bitch attempted to sue Lehsyrus. Lehsyrus now had to go to court, without a lawyer because Lehsyrus is a broke ass college student, and somehow won the case under the grounds of mental imbalance when the bitch was around. Now the bitch is leaving the state for good TONIGHT, and Lehsyrus will live happily ever after.

    Moral of the story, stay single and teach your kids to do the same. Oh, and fuck bitches. NEVER MOVE IN WITH YOUR BITCH UNLESS YOU'VE UNOFFICIALLY LIVED WITH THEM AND THEY HAVE A PLACE TO GO IF IT DOESN'T WORK.

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    That's why you don't fuck them and end up living together the next day. Fuck the bitch at a hotel and tell her to gtfo.So gimi some money from the settlement bae.
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    ye, dont fk them up as Allen said.



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    Fuck bitches, get paid.

    Best advice I've ever heard.

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    You see? That's why I prefer hookers, simply a business arrangement. No falling in love and shit

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    I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS
    I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS
    I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS
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    Is that why I havent seen you around lately?
    Oh hai der.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolzwat View Post
    I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS
    I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS
    I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS
    I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS
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    Who the fuck are you?

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    I mean it worked out nicer for you in the end.(better apartment).

    Too much of a hassle though. That's why I prefer to stay single.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotia View Post


    Who the fuck are you?
    My alter ego?

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    Jesus, looks like you've been through quite a bit in the time of your absence
    Good to hear you sorted it out in the end!
    Welcome back man

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    Never live with your SO unless you know them as well as you know yourself.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
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    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
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    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    That's why you fuck them and get the fuck out, as allen said.
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