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    Quote Originally Posted by damonboboman View Post
    Face fears or run away?
    Run away to face fears another day. I'm serious.
    You wan't to slowly build up tolerance to your fear.
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    How much money do you get paid for your security job? Are you living alone or are you living with your baby momma? How often do you get the pussy?
    10$ a dollar. I have two roomates (both males). I don't get enough mate. To be honest I had more possy when I was living with my parents.

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    Any tips for someone moving away from home to live on their own for the first time
    Also, which one of your sons have made you the proudest
    Don't move to far away from your parents, there a good support when hard times come. Free Food, money, and vice versa when they need you to take them to the hospital or whatever. Your will most likely be your fake "friends" and you can't rely on him.

    I.e. my brother dislocated his shoulder and didn't have insurance, he went back home and stayed for 2 weeks. You need allot of help with a bad arm and our parents helped him during that time. If you completely disconnect yourself from them, when you fall into hard times your going to have a bad time.

    Interview your potential roomates (drugs, sex orientation, cleanliness, hobies,job). And don't take the apartment out in your name, when your friends comes up with money issues, you'll still be stuck with the payment, if you miss payments it will fuck up your credit history. And don't be the asshole roomate without your payments the first of the month (pay that shit in advance).

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    I am talking to a girl, long distance, and she likes me alot and said she loves me. I have known her for years, since I was little.

    The problem I am having is that she says she loves me, yet we are not together yet.

    Any good ways to fix this?

    P.S. u makin me nig boi yet or not? this ironic joke isn't gonna make itself. /sarcasm

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    Quote Originally Posted by oBun View Post
    I am talking to a girl, long distance, and she likes me alot and said she loves me. I have known her for years, since I was little.

    The problem I am having is that she says she loves me, yet we are not together yet.

    Any good ways to fix this?

    P.S. u makin me nig boi yet or not? this ironic joke isn't gonna make itself. /sarcasm
    Go work part-time (suck dick if you have to) and get a ticket back home over summer break assuming you're still in highschool. Then wreckt that pussi.

    inb4 my advice is so gud king cannot evne masure my literay genius

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    Quote Originally Posted by oBun View Post
    I am talking to a girl, long distance, and she likes me alot and said she loves me. I have known her for years, since I was little.

    The problem I am having is that she says she loves me, yet we are not together yet.

    Any good ways to fix this?

    P.S. u makin me nig boi yet or not? this ironic joke isn't gonna make itself. /sarcasm
    Quote Originally Posted by Rance-sama View Post
    Go work part-time (suck dick if you have to) and get a ticket back home over summer break assuming you're still in highschool. Then wreckt that pussi.

    inb4 my advice is so gud king cannot evne masure my literay genius

    Long distance....... Get a real gf, one you can actually touch.

    Long Distance relationships don't work. She's using you as some type of outlet, how dafuq does she "love" you. Trying living with someone for 5 years and then tell figure out if you "loooove" them.

    IDK sounds like she way way way way to immature to be even fucking with.


    Fuck with the tickect bull shit. Lets say everything goes as perfect as your wet dream tells it goes, what happens when you go back home, once you bust your nuts in her you're going to want to bust even more, and when you don't have the money to buy another tickect, your going to go back to your hand, and your hand never feels as good as the real thing, then your going to be conflicted on what to do and you'll have blue balls. Don't go down that route and drop this drama queen.

    My advice, keep her on the side (cause that relationship will most likely fall through and hold you back mentally and emotionally) and try to get the real thing. The real thing for a man includes the physicality (that's a fact).

    ***Sorry if my advice suck, but I guarantee you it's real. It's up to you if you can handle the truth***

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    damn nig boi that actually seems like good advice

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    @KING You still my nigga doe?
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    KING, what's your name on Steam brah. Can't find you.

    EDIT: Nvm B_R. Found you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KING View Post
    Long distance....... Get a real gf, one you can actually touch.

    Long Distance relationships don't work. She's using you as some type of outlet, how dafuq does she "love" you. Trying living with someone for 5 years and then tell figure out if you "loooove" them.

    IDK sounds like she way way way way to immature to be even fucking with.


    Fuck with the tickect bull shit. Lets say everything goes as perfect as your wet dream tells it goes, what happens when you go back home, once you bust your nuts in her you're going to want to bust even more, and when you don't have the money to buy another tickect, your going to go back to your hand, and your hand never feels as good as the real thing, then your going to be conflicted on what to do and you'll have blue balls. Don't go down that route and drop this drama queen.

    My advice, keep her on the side (cause that relationship will most likely fall through and hold you back mentally and emotionally) and try to get the real thing. The real thing for a man includes the physicality (that's a fact).

    ***Sorry if my advice suck, but I guarantee you it's real. It's up to you if you can handle the truth***
    Money is no option to see her, and I cannot leave her like that. I have known her my whole life and we have always been together, and once she moved we realized the time we wasted not being together. (I am 20 she is 19.)

    I get the point you are getting across that physically it will be straining, and if I do go down to see her, blow my load, and leave that it will be harder to get my nut off. In my eyes, that's just something to get used to until she moves up here, which we are planning. I am no virgin, I know how shitty blue balls feels, but if I have gone a year without poon, I can go another for her, yaknow?

    I guess in my eyes, I want to be with her and I am willing to do what I can to make it happen. Maybe it will blow up in my face, or maybe not, but that is the challenge of it all.

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    Hey King,
    Seems you were a track runner
    I am a football (soccer) player, surf and play basketball.
    I'm pretty fit and have a good body for people of my age, though my problem is i am fairly slow.
    What are some good tips for increasing speed, or is that all natural.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheep View Post
    Hey King,
    Seems you were a track runner
    I am a football (soccer) player, surf and play basketball.
    I'm pretty fit and have a good body for people of my age, though my problem is i am fairly slow.
    What are some good tips for increasing speed, or is that all natural.
    I instantly thought of agilites. Youtube some "agilities" workouts. You may need cones or tape or a field but you want to master the quick small movements. Stuff like HIGH KNEES, quick feets, backwards long strides. there a bunch I don't know the name of.

    Master those individual exercises and you'll automatically get faster.
    And learn to run with your arms aswell.

    Youtube is your friend.

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