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    You have questions? I have your answers.Serious Question get Serious Answers./Go

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    Where do you hide your watermelon?


    On a serious note, what's your opinion on racially-based jokes?
    Do you find them to be offensive, or only poking fun?
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    What's your opinion on loli?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Where do you hide your watermelon?


    On a serious note, what's your opinion on racially-based jokes?
    Do you find them to be offensive, or only poking fun?
    I eat watermelon on rare occasions. It's . Not important enough to hide it.

    I don't care about jokes over the internet. Maybe not enough if said to my face. Haven't meet an asshole yet in real life to test out what my reaction would be?


    Quote Originally Posted by Rance-sama View Post
    What's your opinion on loli?
    Had to google it before I could reply. I'm guessing its little girl soft core hentai.

    It doesn't tickle my fancy. Looks like nerds and looser would be into that stuff.
    That's not me. I pray for you if that's what your into.

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    How big is your dick.

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    What are your thoughts about this new society we live in? Or generation wise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post
    How big is your dick.
    I have a really decent size penis, big enough to bulg through my pants semi erect, and not big enough to scare away your sister.

    But when I'm standing there naked they look really really really small compared to my giant Quads. I've been Bodybuilding for a long time and I think all the running I did in the past has prepped my legs for giant gains.

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    If I get the angle and lighting right its humongous.

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    Why are you so handsome? <3





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    So I'm a track/soccer athlete, I do track right after school(around 3:00).

    My lunch period is 8th period which is basically an hour before practice.

    The food they serve in lunch is shit. I'm either stuck with eating a turkey sub, a ham and salami sub, a random dish(such as a shitty cheese ravioli). There's barely any veggies or fruits. Just some canned mangoes or some apple sauce. They have lettuce everyday and also corn.

    I stopped drinking milk and am reducing my cheese intake during lunch. However I really am not sure what I should be eating.

    What would you recommend?

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    Why don't you do anymore shoe reviews?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Euphemistic View Post
    What are your thoughts about this new society we live in? Or generation wise.
    Any broader and I would be answering "what's the point of life".

    Hard to ask a present question while being in the present. I'm not omnipotent.

    I think we're the smartest and laziest generation.

    Ancient Greeks elite of the elite would have forums where they would meet up and talk about real deep shit. Philosophers would have to way years and even generations for someone to be born smart enough to respond to them and repeat.

    Now we have the internet and we're all (for the most part) smart enough to join in the discussion.

    I don't know if that answers it but ya, hard to think in present present time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hero View Post
    Why are you so handsome? <3
    You made me blush....sort of (since I'm black and you can't really see anything).

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    Quote Originally Posted by KING View Post
    Had to google it before I could reply. I'm guessing its little girl soft core hentai.

    It doesn't tickle my fancy. Looks like nerds and looser would be into that stuff.
    That's not me. I pray for you if that's what your into.
    Nah, it just means little girl. I am into it however. It's pretty much a 2D thing only, I despise kids in real life. Even though I don't worship a deity it makes me feel fuzzy inside when I know mah nigga King prays for me.

    dat ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferris Bueller View Post
    So I'm a track/soccer athlete, I do track right after school(around 3:00).

    My lunch period is 8th period which is basically an hour before practice.

    The food they serve in lunch is shit. I'm either stuck with eating a turkey sub, a ham and salami sub, a random dish(such as a shitty cheese ravioli). There's barely any veggies or fruits. Just some canned mangoes or some apple sauce. They have lettuce everyday and also corn.

    I stopped drinking milk and am reducing my cheese intake during lunch. However I really am not sure what I should be eating.

    What would you recommend?

    I used to do Cross Country/Wrestling/Track, I literally always had something to do after school. My dies was shyt shyt shyt now that I look back at it. Make sure you get carbohyrdrates (complex) throughout the day. This will give you that energy reserve through the day and practice. You need dat protien (meats) to build them muscles you worked for in practice. And them fats (which you'll naturally get with our american diet-saturated-avocodo and almonds) so you can produce testosterone and your hard dick(lol). Just eat and don't skip any meal.

    When it comes to your diet you need to make sure you can get whatever you can get. At this point of your athletic career your looking to be recruited by a college.
    When it comes to soccer you need to show you've mastered motor patterns and you body composition doesn't really matter. Since your body composition doesn't matter your diet doesn't matter as much.

    Recap (cause I did a shitty job above).
    1.Eat Eat Eat, you just need the calories to give you energy for your workout.
    2.Invest in a MRP (Meal replacement shake) because just school lunch won't be enough for you.
    (wait how much do you weigh/hieght)
    3.Concentrate on your sport, score them goals (look up tips on youtube). Whatever you do make sure you try your hardest to stand the fuck out. Your Ultimate goal isnt to be buddy buddy with your teammates but to be better then all them. Make sure your the Team Captain, Make sure your MVP. Thats the only way to guarantee a full ride scholarship.
    4. Add Cross Country, a University will see that in your resume and will automatically think this guy has the conditioning and endurance.
    5. No clue why you would take out anything out your diet??? You'll burn all of that shit in practice, if anything you need to be asking your friends for there share of food if there not going to eat it.

    GL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Why don't you do anymore shoe reviews?

    Did you subscribe to my first first youtube channel.

    Anyways, All I wear is Vibrams nowadays, I don't even run anymore and that's all I wear.
    I'm hooked. And there good for you feet.

    Did you know your feet aren't ment to be in shoes, thats why humans have so much dysfunction and imblances.
    Not going to go into a rant I don't fully understand. I just know I personally feel better in them.

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