Make sure you smell good and your breath isn't trash.
Also don't dress too classy or too swaggy, average will get you the most diversified collection of biddies.
Don't be cheesy either, be straightforward and relaxed when you're talking.
Talk from your balls. This means talk with a deep calm and collected voice.
Don't try too hard to make them laugh. Be cool.
Good luck my friend.
"Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”