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    Dafuq

    Laptop Acer Extensa 5235
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    Battery says:
    "Consider replacing your battery".

    I read at google for it, it means my battery is dieying ... Is that true?
    How much euro cost an new good battery?
    And is it true that if you overcharge your battery (100% and you keep it charging), it decrease lifespan?
    DAFUQ!

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    Just take the battery out and put it into some acidic liquid and let it set for about 24 hours and it will be recharged.

    This isn't bullshit it actually does work, First your going to need a lot of Lemons or some pure lemon juice and then you need to get your tooth paste and put it in then get something to stir it with to make sure the tooth paste material gets mixed in. This is so the fluoride can work as an conductor for the energy in the acidic juice to grab onto the energy particles and make them denser therefor allowing the battery to lose it's energy when being soaked in the acidic juice.

    Leave the batterying sitting in there over night and the next morning Take it out and dry it off let it sit out in the sun for a while to get all the liquid out of it then put it back into your laptop and it will be anywhere from 10-60% charged. Now put it back in your laptop and start charging it regular and it wont have anymore problems. I've done this for several of my own laptops, it definitely works. Best of luck bro

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    You had to Google what it means by "consider replacing your battery"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by .Lawliet View Post
    And is it true that if you overcharge your battery (100% and you keep it charging), it decrease lifespan?
    DAFUQ!
    OF course that is true.. Think about it this way, if you put your heater on during the summer is it going to get hot? Overcharging your battery will fry it fast.

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    I have an idea, now stay with me, this might be a little crazy, but it just might work:













    Consider replacing your battery.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    I have an idea, now stay with me, this might be a little crazy, but it just might work:













    Consider replacing your battery.
    Blasphemy.

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    Well it depends if you want good new battery,prepare to pay well

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    If it seems like the battery isn't haven't any problems, I don't see any reasons to replace it.


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    Depending on your dick size it's highly plausible that you can fix it just by fucking it.

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    I think this summerfag is trying to say something.

    The battery is a metaphor...for life and...
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