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    take a shit right before you get in the shower

    and be reluctant to wipe.

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    I've always thought about it, but it's really gross.

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    Yeah that's gross as fuck.

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    Well if the sheep says it then it must be true.

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    I wipe my ass with water + paper towels, not just towels.

    I like too keep my booty clean.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Psychotic is alive guys.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Sheep View Post
    and be reluctant to wipe.

    You'll have a much better day.
    WTF, who think is this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferris Bueller View Post
    I wipe my ass with water + paper towels, not just towels.

    I like too keep my booty clean.
    What happens you your finger pokes through?
    Can't pass through the red plastic window.

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    Shit river running off your ass cheeks?
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    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Shit river running off your ass cheeks?
    No thank you.
    shit shouldn't stick to your arse anyway
    I don't see what's wrong with this suggestion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Shit river running off your ass cheeks?
    No thank you.
    It's not good if you're having diarrhea so often
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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