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    [LIFE] Let's work together general.[BECOME GOD]

    I Want everyone to contribute all of their money, get your family, your grandma, your sister, your dead fetus little brother, and all of their mothers and help me become Leader of the World.

    How we plan to do this?

    Well let me introduce my self, I am smasherx74 also known as the all maker, allah, or god. I am trying to get really smart people from across the world to help me build and design a space machine to mine rocks in space. We then will need the samples taken back and I need a team of researchers to help study these samples. We are going to live in big dome cities that will be 100% symmetrical, they will also use global inputs for stuff, like screws, plugs, etc... We will also be renewing all food waste products and material waste. Everything we do not need we reuse however we can. We also will be setting up nature based environments,we want to embrace the natural environment but we must account for it as well as natural 'disasters'.

    We will be above petty arguments and be based on intelligent design. Things will be thought out, we will no longer let things fuck up as they do now. We will not use things that will excessively deplete our resource or environment, we will strive to be 100% effective just as nature has intended. We are above religion and personal philosophy, when we meet in real life at my homestead I will explain the truth of the universe to you, and let you listen to the voice of all things. After a personal one on one brain cleansing has been accomplished you will then strive to serve me and me alone. I do not wish to be known as anyone or anything but simply as Human. And you will all also be referred to as "Human" and he/she him/her will be replaced with just the male term.

    I want you all to know, this is not a government, nor is it a group. It simply is what we will make it. I have a team of over 30 men and women who have legally signed themselfs into slavery. I now own them and all of their possessions, and if anyone would like to join them then please contact me, I'll give you more details. Money is not an issue, you will be given everything you desire including drugs, food, clothes, entertainment, etc..

    If you are still not sure if you would like to join then how about you consider your position in the universe?

    "GO TO WORK, GET MARRIED, HAVE SOME KIDS, PAY YOUR TAXES, PAY YOUR BILLS, WATCH YOUR TV, FOLLOW FASHION, ACT NORMAL, OBEY THE LAW AND REPEAT AFTER ME
    I AM FREE"

    Continue to tell your self that MPGH. I want you all to tell your selfs this tonight. And then I want you to consider my offer to become something greater than mere man.

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    tl;dr .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery View Post
    tl;dr .
    As I wanted.

    Hello, I am god. Please join my cult. We are going to save humanity.

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    no fuck off .

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    Seems legit. Ill be wiring 4.5 billion to your bank

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    Seems odd can we get a picture of your hands to be sure you're legit?
    Can't pass through the red plastic window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePixelJunk View Post
    Seems odd can we get a picture of your hands to be sure you're legit?
    Fauna.

    Proof enough of my compassion?

    Last edited by Smasherx74; 05-16-2014 at 09:38 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smasherx74 View Post
    Fauna.

    Proof enough of my compassion?
    Get out of here, you spammer.

    12 year old kid tellin' me he's god, only in the fucking General I swear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smasherx74 View Post
    Fauna.

    Proof enough of my compassion?

    Time stamp plox
    Can't pass through the red plastic window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery View Post


    Get out of here, you spammer.

    12 year old kid tellin' me he's god, only in the fucking General I swear.
    I'll have you know I'm apart of the illuminati mother fuucker dont call me a child when you are pathetic public scum. The filth i step on and rub off on the ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smasherx74 View Post
    I'll have you know I'm apart of the illuminati mother fuucker dont call me a child when you are pathetic public scum. The filth i step on and rub off on the ground.
    1v1 me Scotty Pippin Intervention Rust 360NoScope 420 Blaze It only.
    @Pathogenic @Color @Aborted

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery View Post


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    Do you also manage to be a prince from Nigeria?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery View Post


    1v1 me Scotty Pippin Intervention Rust 360NoScope 420 Blaze It only.
    @Pathogenic @Color @Aborted
    If you join me you will be given classified information on producing waxes that contain over 150% THC. We have already revolutionized weed, meth, and many types of uppers and downers. Many big timers come through wanting to get my product, however I is only for recreational use. Nobody outside of our country is allowed to have any of it because if we allowed that we could taint the entire population.

    Quote Originally Posted by HeroicXPharaoh View Post
    Do you also manage to be a prince from Nigeria?
    Actually I am PRINCE... and I am from Nigeria....

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