Pretty sure it isn't job-related. Tech job are easy to find where you live, I'm sure.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you got into an accident on your motorcycle.
Or you decided that you're gonna live the rest of your life the way you've always wanted to -- as a little bitch boy. Once you realized that you're no longer a little bitch boy, you've come back to MPGH to relive those fantasies (even though you've always been one).