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    feelsbadman.jpg - I'm probably going to die

    So a long time ago, I "dated" for 3 weeks and decided it was retarded af to have a relationship. She didn't get over me, so 5 months later she comes to me out of nowhere and asks me out. With the straightest face, I replied "No." in a firm voice. She replied "Ok!" In a super cheery voice and yeah.

    That same day she posts :
    Oh, you'll regret it. Might not be tomorrow, next week, next year, whatever. But I'll tell you this, I'll make you regret it all before senior year. Watch me. Time me. You'll regret it."
    The thing is, I think she seriously might be a little crazy. She essentially went to phases of being attached and super interested in me and then hating my guts for the next 2 years after the incident.

    Junior year ends in 2 weeks /feelsbadman.jpg

    I think I should start looking around my shoulder and wear a bullet proof/stab resistant vest. I don't want to die
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    Yandere bitches man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rance-sama View Post
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    couldn't explain it better.

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    Gotta dig crazy chicks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeroicXPharaoh View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by TitanDrive View Post
    Make her be your fuck buddy
    wouldn't want to even if I had the chance

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    Quote Originally Posted by TitanDrive View Post
    Make her be your fuck buddy
    Never stick your dick in crazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auxilium View Post
    wouldn't want to even if I had the chance
    Haha, if she posts something like that. You have to know she is kinda crazy

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    You're probably horribly exaggerating this whole situation. You should assert your dominance as the alpha-crazy, that's the route that I normally choose to go down whenever people irk me that way.

    Some neat-o ideas:
    -Smile (constantly)
    -Say her entire name every time you see her or mention her
    -Repeat actions and words (It's kinda like a play on OCD)

    If you're honestly worried, just let someone close to you know of her intentions. Hopefully you don't void your bowels too much when she cleaves you in twain, that's be a shameful waste of good pants.

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    Tell her that you are sorry for ending it like it did, and that it's not her fault.

    IMHO, this seems like an empty threat.

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