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    So my mom caught me...

    A few days ago I was running (XC just started) and a white car rolls up to me as I was running and as the window rolls down, I see a girl driving in the front and 2 topless girls in the back motioning for me to get in as they continued to puff on their blunts..

    What the fuck do I do?

    Of course, I get in. After I did my bidness, my mom left home early from work and smelled the scent of weed on my clothes and took me to get a drug test. Thank God I turned out clean. But then I felt a bit shady about how 2 decent looking girls decided to have sex with me in a car so I went to get a STD test... Results came back and I have STDs.

    Fuck. My. Life.



    /2000.

    Peace niggies I'm Audi 5000. Swag.
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    Knew this was bullshit.
    Congrats on 2k you fuckmongler.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
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    A miasma,
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    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
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    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Congrats.
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    Congrats on 2k.

    Pretty nice read.

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    gratz, get banned now

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    Damn actually believed it for a second. Shit hit the fan when my parents caught me with weed.
    Congrats on 2k!

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    Congrats bro

     
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    what a story. congrats on 2k posts....

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    I looked at the post count after I read the std part.

    Congrats.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Not gonna lie, but I have herpes.

    OT: Congratulations on 2k, mate!

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    congrats on 2k




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    gratz on 2k
    think ill be there soon
    saw the banned tag then the 2 k posts before I read

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    Like you'd ever the V bitch.

    Cya when you get unbanned, casual.

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