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    Quote Originally Posted by Color View Post


    I can now as well and I'm 15.
    Jesus Color you dat young? o.O

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jov View Post
    @Scotia Knows the whole story behing this one.

    Thanks Jov, now I'll forever think of you as a fat Brazilian with long eyelashes
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    Quote Originally Posted by JiggleRat View Post


    Thanks Jov, now I'll forever think of you as a fat Brazilian with long eyelashes
    Im not fat, but i am brazilian with long eye lashes

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    What went wrong...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    It's a gift my friend, learn to use it wisely, for good and only for good.

    Funny story though, back in Senior Year, one of the History teachers got fired for beating the shit out of his wife, dude was a raging alcoholic. He got moved to a new district, became a janitor, blah blah blah, that's beside the point. My younger sister used to go to online school, but she decided to switch back to public halfway through the year. She skipped a grade, so she was just a shy, quiet 13 year old. Me being a good older brother, I stayed alongside and mentored her through her first day of Freshman year. She had to go off to her first class, so I gave her a hug and sent her on her way. Her first class is Mr. Alcoholic's old course. So this really fresh guy, looks like he just got his Teaching License, probably his first time ever teaching, is running the class. The guy sees me hug my sister as he's letting kids in the door, and gives me this death glare, dude had so much contempt in his eyes. Closes the door with a scowl on his face, and starts teaching the class. Everyone at school knew me as 'that stoner kid', and I literally didn't give a fuck about anything. So, me not giving a fuck, I just started roaming the halls and shit for a good hour, and get back to Mr. Newphag Teach's room just as the period is getting out. As all the kids are piling out, I hear the guy ranting to my sister how she shouldn't be dating me, how "He's too old, he must be 10 years older than you" (only 4, kek) and a "bad influence", and she couldn't get a single word in edgewise. Sick of his shit, I walk into the room with my trademark 'I'm going to rape you' face, look him dead in the eyes with my arms crossed, and ask him "Is hugging my sister a problem"? Dude starts stuttering, the gears in his head unable to turn. I walk out with my sister, dude still unable to speak, and say "That's what I thought, now fuck off". Guy quit after a week because he's a pussy that can't manage a class.

    And then I got suspended, totally worth it.
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    would rape
    The real question is who wouldn't rape?

    IMMENSLEY OFF TOPIC HERE, look at what mod I found for Dark Souls 2, I'm using it right now:

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    Quote Originally Posted by LunarX View Post


    Jesus Color you dat young? o.O
    Yes, surprising eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Color View Post


    Yes, surprising eh?
    So hurry up and post a pic


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jov View Post
    Im not fat, but i am brazilian with long eye lashes
    You look pretty fat in that pic

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    Yolo Tings.

    God damn, do you shit on your mirror?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fujiyama View Post
    God damn, do you shit on your mirror?
    Not only that but it looks like he's masturbating

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