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    Back in 4th grade I had a huge crush on possibly the hottest girl in our grade level that just moved here, her father is a kind of Dad who has a job that requires them to move. So I already knew that I wouldn't have much time to impress her and 'woe' her.

    So one day on the playground, I found a rock that had the top broken off, and apparently, this rock had those shiny glittery pebbles inside. I show it off to all my friends and tell them how I'm going to carve the rock into a heart and its going to be so smooth and awesome. So some kid trying to also holla at my chick told me that his Dad had a machine designed specifically for cutting rocks and that he could take the rock to him and save me a BUNCH OF TIME.

    Never saw that rock again, he comes back the next week with a necklace to give to the girl. Fuck me.

    But then again, word spreads that I like the girl and one day they form a circle and push us inside and she looks at me and says "So I heard you like me?"

    And I said, "Yeah."

    And she said, "Well I like you too!" with a smile.

    I think she moved a few days after that. Fml.

    True story.

    Not really embarassing, just awkward as hell and makes me shudder when I think of how stupid and simple life was back then.

    Now I'm in 5th grade, life sucks.
    Godlike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astronaut. View Post
    Back in 4th grade I had a huge crush on possibly the hottest girl in our grade level that just moved here, her father is a kind of Dad who has a job that requires them to move. So I already knew that I wouldn't have much time to impress her and 'woe' her.

    So one day on the playground, I found a rock that had the top broken off, and apparently, this rock had those shiny glittery pebbles inside. I show it off to all my friends and tell them how I'm going to carve the rock into a heart and its going to be so smooth and awesome. So some kid trying to also holla at my chick told me that his Dad had a machine designed specifically for cutting rocks and that he could take the rock to him and save me a BUNCH OF TIME.

    Never saw that rock again, he comes back the next week with a necklace to give to the girl. Fuck me.

    But then again, word spreads that I like the girl and one day they form a circle and push us inside and she looks at me and says "So I heard you like me?"

    And I said, "Yeah."

    And she said, "Well I like you too!" with a smile.

    I think she moved a few days after that. Fml.

    True story.

    Not really embarassing, just awkward as hell and makes me shudder when I think of how stupid and simple life was back then.

    Now I'm in 5th grade, life sucks.
    That ain't shit bro, you aren't even near my level. You're like Krillin and I'm like Goku in Super Saiyan God mode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astronaut. View Post
    Now I'm in 5th grade, life sucks.
    Wat ?


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    I honestly haven't ever said anything that stupid to people


    maybe cus i dont have Aspergers







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    Quote Originally Posted by Astronaut. View Post
    Now I'm in 5th grade, life sucks.
    You're taking the SAT in 2 days

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    Fuck me, never said something like that to my girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auxilium View Post


    You're taking the SAT in 2 days
    I'm a genius who happens to be in 5th grade. My school thought it would be fun to test my intelligence with that joke of an SAT. I laugh out loud. LOOOOOOOL.
    Godlike.

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