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    Some of the cheesiest, most embarrassing things you've ever said?

    I remember when I got my first "girlfriend" almost 4 years ago. In retrospect, she was a total compliment/attention whore.

    So she's all like, "somebody called me ugly, I'm so ugly, blah blah blah"

    Being the coolest 14 year old "boyfriend" I proceed to say

    " *name here*, You're so beautiful, You've been making blind people see since you were born"

    Fuck me, right?

    Honestly, when I think about it sometimes, I still cringe

    What's the worst you've said?

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    And I fucked her right in the pussy

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    Hey babe, you are like cheese, full of holes I can stick my dick into.

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    why am I not surprised that the general section community of 2014 will almost never take a discussion seriously?

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    Quote Originally Posted by programboy3 View Post
    why am I not surprised that the general section community of 2014 will almost never take a discussion seriously?
    I exist mang.

    When I was 13, I sent this girl that went to my school a message on MySpace that was cringey as all hell. It was like an uber-overly-flowery descriptive detailing of how beautiful she was. My account was deleted, but it was written like this: "Your effervescent smile radiates outwardly like a collapsing star, releasing rays of brilliant luminescence that bless everyone lucky enough to bask in your timeless beauty."

    I still cringe to this day, thankfully her account was dead and forgotten when I sent it.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    I exist mang.

    When I was 13, I sent this girl that went to my school a message on MySpace that was cringey as all hell. It was like an uber-overly-flowery descriptive detailing of how beautiful she was. My account was deleted, but it was written like this: "Your effervescent smile radiates outwardly like a collapsing star, releasing rays of brilliant luminescence that bless everyone lucky enough to bask in your timeless beauty."

    I still cringe to this day, thankfully her account was dead and forgotten when I sent it.
    Oh god, kill yourself now.

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    I forgot exactly what I wrote but I wrote to my ex a page long story about how we meant to be.
    tbh i regret that shit a lot cause she still has it ...

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    I said tonsssss of cheesy shit and still do. I like sounding sweet.
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    One time in middle school on Valentine's Day I read a poem to this girl I liked, really corny like "roses are red" and asked her out. She denined me. To make it worse it everyone in ny class was there. And this is the beginning of my self-esteem's downfall.

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    8th grade dance, I was dancing with this girl. We were dancing like 5 miles apart from each other and it was awkward as fuck.

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