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    shit week this has been

    So my buddies and I went out drinking last night. Obviously as teens, we did stupid shit while we were drunk. My friends and I mow people’s lawns to make some extra cash. That night while we were wasted, my buddy Andrew decided it was a great idea to mow a dick onto someone’s lawn. All four of us (me, Andrew, Paul and Ryan) thought it was an awesome idea so we did it. We got the lawn mower from Andrew’s house and ran towards the large open field in front of the community center. Mowed a large dick there then laughed and ran. Turns out Paul dropped his wallet and we left the freaking lawn mower there. Cops showed up two days later and got all of us since Paul ratted us out. Spent two days in juvy (‘Murica) then all of us were sentenced to community service. We had to mow huge land (took all four of us like 6 hours) then finally were allowed to walk home. Paul tripped while crossing the road and was hit by a car. We spent the next few days in the hospital waiting for him. He died the next day after having a collapsed lung.

    So yeah. Sad week for me. His burial is tomorrow. How has this week been for you guys?















































































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    Congrats! Even though your story sucked

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    I am getting a hellish vibe that this story is fucking madeup and full of bullshit.
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    congrats but indeed your story needed more doritos and mountain dew

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    bad story .

    btw congrate enjoy your day!

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    Somewhat decent story.

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    Was going to post that your friend deserved it just because I'm that pissy right now.

    I guess that tells you how my week has been.

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    If it weren't for the car accident part I might have believed it :t

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    Quote Originally Posted by whitelight1997 View Post
    I am getting a hellish vibe that this story is fucking madeup and full of bullshit.
    I'm getting a vibe that you're a fucking retard.

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