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    My drunk advice to MPGH

    Eat some fucking eggs when you come home.
    You can eat whatever you want when you are out in the city, but skip that shit.
    It may be tasty as fuck but please, bake yourself some eggs. It's the best fucking shit to eat when your drunk.
    When you do it right you will feel like a fucking chef cook.


    the fact i thought it would be important enough to share this with mpgh should be convincing enough

    eat eggs

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    AND THAT NEW AVATAR THOUGH
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    ​Seems like an average Sjoerd thought process to me.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​Seems like an average Sjoerd thought process to me.







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    I like were this thread is going
    Can't pass through the red plastic window.

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    Oh god, give this kid CS too fuck

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    I'll shove an egg up your uterus bitch

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    People dot seem to be fully utilizing this thread bumping for more eggs.
    Last edited by ThePixelJunk; 06-21-2014 at 08:23 PM.
    Can't pass through the red plastic window.

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    Shut up, Sjorkle.. self obsessed twit.

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    >egg
    >didn't say what kind of egg


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    Eggs 4 prez.

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