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    how i did it

    this is how me and sammantha had sex

    sammantha was in the 8th grade i was in the 5th
    they had a program at my school called help
    samantha was a help tutor meaning u tutor the lower grades sucha s 5th 4th and 3rd graders in stuff that they have problems with and my problem was with math usually i dont really have a problem with math im like a b- math student but we were doing intergers and i had a huge problem with multiplying intergers so sammantha came to my house my dads friends where watching the game and so we went to my room to studdy i really didnt want to study and i kept playing around with ssammanthat u know like pushing shoving (playful) and u know random comments until i went downstairs i got us soda then i touched her tits she was really pissed and she wanted to kik my ass but then she said "im gonna teach u a lesson" and the lesson was punching me in the nuts giving me a black eye and then pulling down my pants liking my stomach till she got lower lower and lower to my penis the whole thing lasted like 9 mins but i always thought sex was like 3 hours but for me it was 9mins so thats how it happpened

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    sex is never 3 hours and who would do a 5th grader wtf

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    Wow this story was so boring and obviously made up.

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    9mins what a load of shit
    you couldnt last 30secs in a situation like that

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    it didnt happen stupid troll

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    she saw ur little dick and wanted it so bad

    and it only lasted 9 minutes because u didnt know when to stop because u dont have sperm

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    nah the whole thing is kinda fuzzy but i know she punched me in the nuts and the eye
    and then she dropped me on the floor cuz she was like a foot taller then me

    EDIT: I SAID LIKE 9 mINS so it could have been 7,8 maybe even 6 but idk but i estimate it was 9

    and no this isnt fuking made up fuckface this is a true story

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    Quote Originally Posted by C0rTez-BryANT View Post
    this is how me and sammantha had sex

    sammantha was in the 8th grade i was in the 5th
    they had a program at my school called help
    samantha was a help tutor meaning u tutor the lower grades sucha s 5th 4th and 3rd graders in stuff that they have problems with and my problem was with math usually i dont really have a problem with math im like a b- math student but we were doing intergers and i had a huge problem with multiplying intergers so sammantha came to my house my dads friends where watching the game and so we went to my room to studdy i really didnt want to study and i kept playing around with ssammanthat u know like pushing shoving (playful) and u know random comments until i went downstairs i got us soda then i touched her tits she was really pissed and she wanted to kik my ass but then she said "im gonna teach u a lesson" and the lesson was punching me in the nuts giving me a black eye and then pulling down my pants liking my stomach till she got lower lower and lower to my penis the whole thing lasted like 9 mins but i always thought sex was like 3 hours but for me it was 9mins so thats how it happpened
    Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo
    You Let her Abuse you & All Not Good -__-
    9 Minutes ehhh to short of time
    i say 1 hour is good
    3 hours Dam that means it takes that a person a long ass time & the girl will just give up because you Bust

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    Gourav is viewing this thread, you are gonna get pwnd.

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    Are you sure it didn't end when she punched you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quizel View Post
    Are you sure it didn't end when she punched you?
    QFT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quizel View Post
    Are you sure it didn't end when she punched you?
    no it didnt redneck

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    Quote Originally Posted by caspstaytrueXD View Post
    Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo
    You Let her Abuse you & All Not Good -__-
    9 Minutes ehhh to short of time
    i say 1 hour is good
    3 hours Dam that means it takes that a person a long ass time & the girl will just give up because you Bust
    one hour is a longgg time

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    u know whats weird after a certain period of time i felt weird and didnt wana do it no more

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpaceCowboy View Post
    one hour is a longgg time
    No Lie im still one
    i coulda lost w/ alot of girls but i aint go all the way
    But yeah an hour is not that long i say 1 1/2 is to long

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