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    Exclamation HOW TO SAVE GRIEF AND PISS OFF SCAMMERS!

    YOU HAVE TAKEN THE FIRST STEP TO A LIFE OF NO PAIN

    When you get down to the the main course of the conversation "The $$$" and you suspect that something doesn't feels right
    They tell you to send the money and then they will give you you're new account details?

    IT DOESNT WORK THAT WAY MATE:

    Test them out, evaluate the reactions they give you and work from that. If they refuse to try other methods they are most likely scammers.
    You will find that if people are genuine about doing a deal or transaction they will be able to work around the issue.
    The Official Middleman: is a very safe method, I believe some middlemen require a fee though.

    The half/half method: although this method of mine is risky, its still safer than sending the whole amount if not using a middleman.
    You basically send them half the money agreed upon and you receive the account information. You then send them the other half.

    The conversation starter: try starting a good conversation with the person and become a bit personal. Most scammers don't like getting personal with strangers because they start to get the feels and usually back off with an excuse and say actually im not interested anymore. You might sometimes get the cold bastard that doesn't give a shit about anyone.

    The Guilt trip: Tell them about that one time you got scammed, and it brought you into a deep depression and you nearly killed yourself.
    "Maybe don't go that extreme". Make up your own.

    The MIC method: a lot of scammers don't like using headsets because it intimidating talking to people that could potentially yell at them
    or insult them. They don't like getting personal as well. I highly recommend this method. I wouldn't do a deal with someone without a mic unless they are young.

    Now to get down to the sneaky shit that will make them want to cry.

    The PayPal Method: "I call it the heart stopper"

    When you are positive you have caught a scammer red handed, lead them on in the conversation and when it comes down to CASH ask for their Paypal email address if they have not yet given it to you. e.g Nipples4dollars@gmail.com and your like yep I'll send you half the amount we agreed upon and their thinking yeah 1 more dumb cunt added to my list. You say I just sent the money to Nipplez4dollars@gmail.com
    and their like no its Nipples4dollars@gmail.com for fucks sake! "In their head they will be thinking fuck fuck fuck fuck" and your like "yes, yes yes yes".

    when you have succeeded put on some tunes and dance around the house.

    The redirect Method: run its da popo

    Hey mate, you realize what you are doing is against the law?

    I was off the rails once and it took me a while to realize how out or order my life was.
    Send the LINK! e.g https://www.victoriapolice/Humanrights/law126.vic.gov.au

    Have a read of that mate, now we are going to take down your Ip address, don't feel alarmed, Your local police department will
    be in contact with you within the next few days. Are you ok with that? "Yes" Ok, stay out of trouble later mate.

    I'm sure there are more methods out there.

    Hopefully I save you some grief in the future.

    If you liked it, give me a thank, thanks.
    Last edited by cookie113; 06-30-2014 at 09:02 AM. Reason: typo

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    tl;dr .

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Lame View Post
    tl;dr .
    That's ok. Second language?

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    brah scamming is ok here on MPGH



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    huh
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    Some of the worst advice I've ever heard... Good job OP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reav3R View Post
    Some of the worst advice I've ever heard... Good job OP.
    you know this is just a bit of fun right? luv ya mate thanks for the feedback though.

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    Good job. But now everyone will know that, scammers too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ima? View Post
    Good job. But now everyone will know that, scammers too
    Yeah man, maybe a few scammers will know and it doesn't matter if they know really, I wouldn't imagine the scammers would be looking in the general section of the forum. Thanks for the feedback

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    I've been doing this for as long as I can remember
    Except the paypal one
    This may be helpful to some

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    I see its that time of the year again when bitches post useless things in general.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darklight1997 View Post
    I see its that time of the year again when bitches post useless things in general.
    you joined in 2014, lmao

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