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    Just found out that my dad bought me a Chuck Norris book 5 years ago

    I was eating dinner when my dad and little brother walked into the living room laughing. My dad said that they were talking about Chuck Norris just like I did when I was my little brothers age. We talked for a while and then my dads face lit up and he ran up the stairs for a good five minutes. He came back down not only with the most shit-eating grin I've ever seen but with a Chuck Norris book in his hands.

    "The Truth about Chuck Norris, 400 facts about the World's greatest Human"

    I've been reading this shit from 20 minutes straight and these jokes are still as funny as they were in 2009. My dad said that he didn't give me the book before now because I was too young to read the facts in them when he first bought it. I can see where he's coming from, the amount of swearing and sex jokes in this book are unbelievable, some of them I wouldn't have even understood at that age. "When Chuck Norris punches a woman in the uterus, she falls pregenant. If the woman tries to abort the baby, the fetus will only grown stronger". This fucking book, reminds me of all the old internet shit that used to be hilarious and has now faded out, good times.

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    lol good 4 u.


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    Tiem acting all cool ^.
    Write them down and let us have a laugh mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince's Alt View Post
    Tiem acting all cool ^.
    Write them down and let us have a laugh mate.
    Too lazy to write them all down, Time is just pissed because his internet is shitty and won't let me connect to his GTA Online.

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    Yeah, as Vince said, write 'em down. Share the laughs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotia View Post


    Too lazy to write them all down, Time is just pissed because his internet is shitty and won't let me connect to his GTA Online.
    m8 u weren't even able to connect to a public session pfft.


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    U fukin all no lifing nubs. Especially tiem, filthy human. Scotia write them if you have the time though, the o'e.you said.actually made me gringe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Time View Post


    m8 u weren't even able to connect to a public session pfft.
    o rly m8, I was the wun tryin 2 invite u but u said noooooooooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotia View Post


    o rly m8, I was the wun tryin 2 invite u but u said noooooooooo


    kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


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    I wish i had a fucking cool dad like that.
    I'm not Ben Affleck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Time View Post




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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotia View Post


    twat that doesnt even make sense


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    Quote Originally Posted by TitanDrive View Post
    I wish i had a fucking cool dad like that.
    I wish I had a dad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Time View Post


    twat that doesnt even make sense

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