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    The politically incorrect, but factually accurate story of the Arab-Israeli conflict.

    Written by yours truly:


    WWII:

    Palestine is a bunch of fuckwits, is pissed at Jews, because you know, they're Jews.

    Amin al-Husayni meets with Hitler, and is promised the utter destruction of all Jewish installations if Palestine sides with the Nazis.


    They join the Nazis, and get their asses handed to them on a silver platter by Allied Forces.

    To pay back reparations for war crimes, the UN seizes Palestinian land, and takes over its control.

    The UN plans to create a divided state, with mostly equal sections being given to Israel and Palestine.

    Jews are unhappy about losing Jerusalem, but accept anyway.

    Palestine whines like a bitch, because Israel 'stole their land', even though they were planning on exterminating all Jewish installations anyway.


    1947-48:

    Palestine continues whining like a bitch, and begins openly attacking Jews, and foreign consulates who were in favor of the partition, ie Poland and Sweden.

    Jews are continually stoned, burned alive, and murdered by Palestinians.

    Bombs are thrown into cafes, Molotov cocktails were hurled at shops, and a synagogue was set on fire. Arab gunmen attack Jewish cars and trucks, snipers in Jaffa began firing at passers-by in Tel Aviv, and Jaffa Arabs attacked close Tel Aviv neighborhoods.

    1948-49 Arab-Israeli War:

    Due to fighting within the partitioned country, the UN grants Israel its freedom, causing Palestine to flip even more shit.

    An all-out war is opened between Israel and Palestine.

    Egypt and Transjorda take over the Gaza Strip and the West bank, while Jordan annexes East Jerusalem from Israel.


    1955:

    Israel attempts to re-take the Gaza Strip from Egypt.

    Egypt responds by training extremists and sending raids into Israel.

    1967:

    Due to growing threats from Egypt, Israel sends a preemptive strike into Egypt to re-take their lost land, starting the Six-Day War.

    Israel comes out victorious, taking
    , among other territories, the Gaza Strip from Egypt and the West Bank from Jordan (including East Jerusalem), all of which were originally granted to Israel by the UN mandates after Palestine's defeat in WWII.

    1967-Now:

    Palestine and associated countries, Libya, Lebanon, Egypt, are all still ass-hurt and trying to re-take Israel, enacting numerous civilian massacres in an attempt to force Israel's hand.

    Israel erects a massive wall to keep out all of the sub-human scum.

    Palestine continues breeding more and more historically out-of-place daft cunts urged on by shitty religion.

    Now:

    Palestine attempts bombing Israel, Israel responds by raining hellfire back.

    End of story.
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    Thank you, based god.

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    It's not politically incorrect when it's the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotia View Post
    It's not politically incorrect when it's the truth.
    It's because the little snowflakes can't handle the actuality of it. So it's clearly just "politically incorrect and dumbed down".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotia View Post
    It's not politically incorrect when it's the truth.

    LOL. Politically incorrect was practically invented to cover the truth; to make it harder for your opponent to respond without "offending" somebody.


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    Somewhere, in a parallel universe where space exploration has been a staple of mankind's existence, the Jews are fighting vigorously for land that is rightfully theirs in the action packed full motion picture: JEWS IN SPACE

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