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    Sinister as fuck

    So, when something pisses me off enough all my boundaries disappear and I can't really help myself.
    This might not look sinister but I'm sure this is how some real bad people started their path into the depths.

    Either way, these fucking flies have been pissing me off so immensely that I don't kill them anymore.
    I capture and torture them.

    I have done it in so many ways over the years but this past week I have been mainly pulling their wings off and their legs in random orders watching them flop around like retards until I ultimately put them in an empty cigarette carton which I then placed by my laptop fan, it gets really fucking hot. I've even made flame-pits in which I throw them to set them on fire.
    So, after having boiled a few and then had a battle arena between spiders and wingless flies I noticed something peculiar today.

    I smacked one, or rather, nudged it so it got semi-paralyzed, enough to pick it up, I guess I was too reckless this time because when I started pulling out his wings I accidentally snapped it's head off, or very close to it, it hung by a very thin thread, the fly was still alive.
    Which sadly enough was my amusement for about 20 minutes or so.

    It just resumed like normal except for the fact that it couldn't fly or properly walk. It started grooming it's one wing.
    I was poking it lightly to just set it off and see if it tried to fly just to have a laugh about it.

    It did a 9600 degree spin on it's back, it was pretty awesome, then when it stopped it almost tore its own head off, it was hanging even worse now, but he was still alive and kicking like nothing had happened.

    So, I decided to end it because I had a sudden burst of what I have left of my humanity.
    I picked off it's head completely, thinking that it'd die. It didn't.
    That was around 6PM today, I went to the store and I forgot about it until now.
    Roughly four hours later, it's still fucking alive, how is that even possible?

    Don't they use their head for anything but sight? Do they not feel something or at least notice that something is wrong, I mean, it was still grooming itself, now it's limping about and shit.

    Why hasn't it died yet?


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    He knows what you have done and is now here to give you eternal hell on earth so that it will never die and forever you will hear the constant buzzing of a fly only to look back on the horrors of what you have done till you can't take it no more.

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    Alright, firstly, this thread can have all of my "what the fuck?"'s for the next year and secondly, just fuckin' stomp on it and kill it quickly before it devours your soul.

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    Um.

    Uh.

    I think you need help.
    I'm not Ben Affleck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carbonnade View Post
    He knows what you have done and is now here to give you eternal hell on earth so that it will never die and forever you will hear the constant buzzing of a fly only to look back on the horrors of what you have done till you can't take it no more.
    I will just pull off its ectoplasm neck then too.

    Quote Originally Posted by Scotia View Post
    Alright, firstly, this thread can have all of my "what the fuck?"'s for the next year and secondly, just fuckin' stomp on it and kill it quickly before it devours your soul.
    I have none.

    Quote Originally Posted by TitanDrive View Post
    Um.

    Uh.

    I think you need help.
    No thanks, I'm fine.
    The flies doesn't really put up that much of a resistance.


    Btw, it's still moving.

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    future serial killer

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    I couldn't help to laugh at this, maybe I'm as fucked up as you are. :P

    Dude, try freezing one, then unfreeze it and see if it lives. I would like to know the results

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    Quote Originally Posted by ångest View Post
    No thanks, I'm fine.
    The flies doesn't really put up that much of a resistance.


    Btw, it's still moving.
    Are you sure you're fine? From what I read it don't look fine at all m8

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    Quote Originally Posted by Invis. View Post
    I couldn't help to laugh at this, maybe I'm as fucked up as you are. :P

    Dude, try freezing one, then unfreeze it and see if it lives. I would like to know the results
    That actually sounds like fun.
    There's one more somewhere around here that I've been aching to fuck up.

    Quote Originally Posted by NeoN07 View Post
    Are you sure you're fine? From what I read it don't look fine at all m8
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

    Okay, the fly died just now.
    He lived without a head for six hours, which is pretty fucking impressive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ångest View Post
    That actually sounds like fun.
    There's one more somewhere around here that I've been aching to fuck up.



    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

    Okay, the fly died just now.
    He lived without a head for six hours, which is pretty fucking impressive.
    Can't wait for the results, and damn that fly lasted long.

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    Have you tried the old magnifying glass trick?
    It's good if you have a wide focus so they slowly start smoking from the inside, and then burst into flames.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Have you tried the old magnifying glass trick?
    It's good if you have a wide focus so they slowly start smoking from the inside, and then burst into flames.
    I think that's where it all started.
    I had a blast with that as a child.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ångest View Post
    Okay, the fly died just now.
    He lived without a head for six hours, which is pretty fucking impressive.
    He ain't got shit on that chicken that lived for 18 months.

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    I used to take those X Men dolls, put them on stakes, and then light the stakes.
    I was like 8 at the time.
    Sometimes I take off one of the fan protector things, and throw the fly in the spinning fan.
    "People don't change.
    Circumstances do."


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    Put gasoline on it and throw it somewhere in public and light it.

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