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    So looks like I will need a surgery.

    The skin of my dick hurts while going back.

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    Uncut dick sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by bibi View Post
    The skin of my dick hurts while going back.

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    Uncut dick sucks
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    You mean pulling back your foreskin?...

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    How old are you OP?

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    take some butter, put it in a glass, microwave it for 30 seconds. pour that shit inbetween your foreskin and your dick right after it comes out of the microwave and it'll be much easier for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal View Post
    take some butter, put it in a glass, microwave it for 30 seconds. pour that shit inbetween your foreskin and your dick right after it comes out of the microwave and it'll be much easier for you.
    Then he can lick his fingers when he is done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Assistive View Post
    Then he can lick his fingers when he is done.
    You might be on to something here...

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