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    My first date tonight

    As the title suggests I'm about to go on my first date tonight.

    Thought I'd take the simple route and just do dinner and movies but I have to tell you I'm nervous as f**k and got all the butterflies going on.

    Hopefully I don't botch this so wish me luck fellow gents of MPGH!

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    If things start to get rough, pull your dick out. Bitches love dick!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blake View Post
    If things start to get rough, pull your dick out. Bitches love dick!
    Cheers Blake for this advice. I'll try not laugh historically out of the blue tonight

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    Goodluck man, haha yeah don't try to panic and just follow your heart!
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    Good luck, you must have extra cash.

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    Good luck, you lucky dog oh you

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    if she rejects you,kidnap her and rape her in your white van its what i do everytime bitches dont agree to swallow
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    Calm down, you don't have to be nervous you won't get kidnapped by aliens though

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    Use this pickup line if all is failing. Hey honey your coming home with me tonight. She will then respond why? Then you finish it with because im stronger then you.

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    Try to guess what she likes and order her favorite food at dinner, that will give you guys +1 discussion. Let her talk, start a conversation and let her talk about herself, if she starts laughing/smileying , smile even if you don't want to, but do not start a lot of conversations. Once she tells you most of the stuff about yourself, she'll give you the turn, tell something short and interesting&funny. Keep flirting all the time, that will make you guys closer and in the theater, she will be open. This is if you want her as a girlfriend, if you want to just bang her, than keep giving signals

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    Good luck with that . take a deep breath and pick her up
    "Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. And the harms we do, we do to ourselves."-Mitch Albom

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    Whatever you do (if you're still reading), just make sure you eat normally. Pace your dinner. Watch how fast she's eating and try to match accordingly.

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    Just keep calm , you might shall drink some vodka before.
    Keep in your mind to not be shy and show her you da man.
    Good luck buddy!

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    if things go rough, drug her and rape her in the back ally

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    Just act normal, don't be messy and crass, but at least don't try to be someone you're not.
    Acting different than you truly are is a one-way ticket to a shitty relationship.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    I am the sum of all your parts,
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    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
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    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
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