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    I'm dying.

    From laugher LOL
    "what did the lawyer say to the other lawer?

    we are both lawyers"

    "How do you confuse a blond?

    Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."


    https://anti-joke.com/
    Ima go sleep the next time the site goes offline omglol



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    aint even funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by iSmexy View Post
    aint even funny
    im pretty sure thats the point if these are indeed anti-jokes.





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    Quote Originally Posted by iSmexy View Post
    aint even funny
    What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

    Cancer.
    These anti jokes don't work on me omg



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    Quote Originally Posted by Youtro View Post

    What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

    Cancer.
    These anti jokes don't work on me omg
    i heard it and its old and here is another stupid one.
    what did Youtro get when he crossed the street to buy ice cream?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Youtro View Post

    What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

    Cancer.
    These anti jokes don't work on me omg
    A guy is walking to the bar to get a drink with his buddies when he notices a girl by train tracks tied up. He runs to her, unties her and they have sex. When he gets to the bar his friends ask why he's late and he brags about all the sex he got when finally they asked him "did you get any head?" He shook his head and said "nah, I couldn't find it."





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    Quote Originally Posted by asianmudkip View Post
    A guy is walking to the bar to get a drink with his buddies when he notices a girl by train tracks tied up. He runs to her, unties her and they have sex. When he gets to the bar his friends ask why he's late and he brags about all the sex he got when finally they asked him "did you get any head?" He shook his head and said "nah, I couldn't find it."
    a guy walked into a bar with a loaded gun and said who raped my wife, he heard people in the background saying "you dont have enough ammo"

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    Quote Originally Posted by iSmexy View Post


    i heard it and its old and here is another stupid one.
    what did Youtro get when he crossed the street to buy ice cream?
    An M75 right in the head lelelelelle



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    Quote Originally Posted by Youtro View Post

    An M75 right in the head lelelelelle
    death cause a car hit him

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    Quote Originally Posted by iSmexy View Post


    a guy walked into a bar with a loaded gun and said who raped my wife, he heard people in the background saying "you dont have enough ammo"
    A father walks into a pharmacy, goes to the counter and asks the pharmacist about getting birth control for his 11 year old daughter.
    "My god, your 11 year old is sexually active!" the pharmacist exclaims.
    The dad replies "not really, she just lies there and cries."

    God why do read dark humor
    Last edited by Not an Asian; 08-22-2014 at 05:06 PM.





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    Quote Originally Posted by asianmudkip View Post
    A guy is walking to the bar to get a drink with his buddies when he notices a girl by train tracks tied up. He runs to her, unties her and they have sex. When he gets to the bar his friends ask why he's late and he brags about all the sex he got when finally they asked him "did you get any head?" He shook his head and said "nah, I couldn't find it."
    Quote Originally Posted by asianmudkip View Post
    A father walks into a pharmacy, goes to the counter and asks the pharmacist about getting birth control for his 11 year old daughter.
    "My god, your 11 year old is sexually active!" the pharmacist exclaims.
    The dad replies "not really, she just lies there and cries."

    God why do read dark humor
    At least these were funny to read, just checked the anti-joke website and the most I could get was a smirk.
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    Come on, you all can do better.

    So far, these have been shit.

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    Where were was you were?

    PS: A kid dreamed that he was beaten up by a gang, what did he do? Next day, he brought his cousins and slept early.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Youtro View Post

    What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

    Cancer.
    These anti jokes don't work on me omg
    This one make me laught

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    What the fuck? The joke is dumb as fuck.

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