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    Yo mama so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her





     

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    yo mama so fat I took a picture of her on christmas and it still printing





     

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    You're mum jokes..
    When will the 12 year olds grow up..

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    Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

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    your mum is so fat when she stepped on the scale her weight was over 9000
    your mum is so fat naruto cant make enough clones to see all sides of her
    your mum is so dumb when she got given the death note she thought she was being asked for a autograph

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    Quote Originally Posted by thisisreal34 View Post
    your mum is so fat when she stepped on the scale her weight was over 9000
    your mum is so fat naruto cant make enough clones to see all sides of her
    your mum is so dumb when she got given the death note she thought she was being asked for a autograph
    Those are the best worst jokes ever


     


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    i want to look like my favourite athlete, he's called papyrus hes got a very hot body and his orgasms sound like windows xp which is very hot

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ohorichard View Post
    Those are the best worst jokes ever
    thanks love u to <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by thisisreal34 View Post
    thanks love u to <3
    Its too not to


     


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    Quote Originally Posted by GalaxyBeatzz View Post
    i want to look like my favourite athlete, he's called papyrus hes got a very hot body and his orgasms sound like windows xp which is very hot

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ohorichard View Post
    Its too not to
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