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    Best mom jokes.

    Alright guys let's start.
    Post all mom jokes you know.
    Here goes mine:

    YOUR MOM IS SO POOR, SHE EATS CEREAL WITH A FORK TO SAVE MILK!



    (that was shit)

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    /theend


    ​...
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Your mom, she's a bitch.
    End of joke.

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    OP's mom is so bad she made OP.

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    Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof





     

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