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    Quote Originally Posted by Auxilium View Post
    Either nobody read the last sentence or this is some massive elaborate trick being played against me
    oh lol, I did read the last sentence but then I read the comments and I thought I was thinking too much...
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    At least your parents chose you. Most parents are stuck with the kids they have.

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    Now reevaluate your whole life.

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    Literally everyone took the bait.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auxilium View Post
    So today I found out that apparently I was adopted. /damn

    I'm turning 18 soon, so since I will be an adult, my "parents", or shall I say, "guardians" decided to break the news to me.

    Don't know why they didn't do it earlier, but whatever.

    But basically, it turns out that my parents aren't my real parents, because I am a child of God.
    This is some regular shit I see in movies.

    You should be happy they raised you. Then again, I'm not adopted so I wouldn't know your feelings. Good luck overcoming this if you haven't already and if you are looking forward to finding your biological parents then good luck on that as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enzo. View Post
    This is some regular shit I see in movies.

    You should be happy they raised you. Then again, I'm not adopted so I wouldn't know your feelings. Good luck overcoming this if you haven't already and if you are looking forward to finding your biological parents then good luck on that as well.
    WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE READ THE LAST SENTENCE PLEASE

    I didn't think it would go over every. single. person's. head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auxilium View Post


    WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE READ THE LAST SENTENCE PLEASE

    I didn't think it would go over every. single. person's. head.
    Oh wow, now I feel embarrassed...

    Fucker.

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    Surprised no one caught onto this one..

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    Wow man. I don't know what I would do if my parents told me I was adopted. Hope you're doing O.K

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