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    Hello, i would like to build a cave under your panties.
    works 67% of times.


    Only anal specialists here would understand it.

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    Pickup lines are for desperate teenagers.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
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    A miasma,
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    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
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    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Just show them your penis and everything is golden.
    Works for me.

    Only problem is, you're not me.
    Stick it in your hand.

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    I'm 180 pounds, muscle of steel. Sex Appeal.
    Do you work at a chicken farm? you sure know how to raise a cock.

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    If anyone gets laid using a pickup line on here, I'm sure that the girl you hooked are missing a few chromosomes.

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    I like your boobs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Youtro View Post
    Haha cracked me up!


     


    Never Forget 1


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    i want to look like my favourite athlete, he's called papyrus hes got a very hot body and his orgasms sound like windows xp which is very hot

     

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