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    Best pickup lines?

    Let's share some pickup lines

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    SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

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    First off, make sure your shoe is untied.

    Start a conversation with the target girl. Talk for a few minutes, and notice that your shoe is untied.
    Say "Excuse me, didn't notice my shoe was untied."

    Tie your shoe, and when you get back up, say with a total macho man face that "I just wanna make sure that I don't fall for any other girls"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auxilium View Post
    First off, make sure your shoe is untied.

    Start a conversation with the target girl. Talk for a few minutes, and notice that your shoe is untied.
    Say "Excuse me, didn't notice my shoe was untied."

    Tie your shoe, and when you get back up, say with a total macho man face that "I just wanna make sure that I don't fall for any other girls"
    Smooth as fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThisIsNotRance View Post
    SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER











    YEAH!

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    "Are you Jewish? Cause you israeli hot!"

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    hey girl, you know whats as beautiful as you? Rape.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Auxilium View Post
    First off, make sure your shoe is untied.

    Start a conversation with the target girl. Talk for a few minutes, and notice that your shoe is untied.
    Say "Excuse me, didn't notice my shoe was untied."

    Tie your shoe, and when you get back up, say with a total macho man face that "I just wanna make sure that I don't fall for any other girls"
    You won at life bruh.

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    "I must be winnie the pooh, cause I wanna get inside your honey pot."

    If she is doing anything else besides droppin' her panties, she is a lesbian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy Turner View Post
    come here and suck my dick you fucken slut.
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    Edit: forgot to say you have to flash some money
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