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    Maybe I do understand life

    Alright! Story time, this time. The guy that was cheating with my ex.

    Our names are Andrew, me, Kasey, ex, and Derrick, ex's new bf

    God damn was today fun but filled with feels.. Ok so I find out right before I went to sleep yesterday out the guy was cheating with my ex. So I was like, already let's end this shit. Next morning, same route, no texts from ex which is good. I confront him around lunch time
    Me: Hey, you did you know Kasey was cheating on me with you?
    Derrick: Hell yea man! She talked about you all the time
    Me: Oh rlly m9?
    Derrick: Yea sh-

    At that moment I fucking got all my strength and punched him right in the fucking jaw. All the adrenaline and the great feelings to let anger out. Well, he was knocked out cold. My ex was just behind him and saw the whole thing god it was great. So obviously there was consequences to my actions and I really just didn't give a fuck. I got 3 days suspension for throwing the first punch and I felt great, I soon find out someone told me I cracked his jaw and will take like 6 months to heal. I was thrilled! 3 days off of school and I get closure for getting that faggot. So I went to my boss and said: Give me 3 days of full shift, only a little raise. He said yes and after I talked to my boss, I went to my house and started doing homework that was given to me for the next 3 days while I was suspended. One hour later I hear a knock, I looked out side and it was Kasey. I opened the door and she said

    Kasey: Andrew, I know we've been toge-

    I just went for the hug for a more definite closure for myself. It last 30 seconds, I was in heaven and it only felt like a second. I retreat back and I flipped her off and shut the door on her face and yell:

    Andrew: You're amazing but a complete bitch.

    The end.

    So that's the end I hope you guys enjoyed, I will DEFINITELY be enjoying my life from now on, now I get more money, become more social and study other things instead of my ex's body if you know what I mean.

    Finally, I deleted all my pictures of her except one and I will always keep it or maybe even just blow it up on my b-day or fourth of July




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    Hmm wasnt expecting the hug,but good luck in the future mate!





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    I wish I went out like that, haha fuck. Nice one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Durdan View Post
    I just went for the hug for a more definite closure for myself. It last 30 seconds, I was in heaven and it only felt like a second. I retreat back and I flipped her off and shut the door on her face and yell:

    Andrew: You're amazing but a complete bitch.

    The end.

    Finally, I deleted all my pictures of her except one and I will always keep it or maybe even just blow it up on my b-day or fourth of July
    First of all, that ending is badass. Second of all, pics ples.
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    Fucking rad. The hug kinda softened it, I would have punched her in the jaw too.

    You're in High School, none of your relationships are real.

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    Nice job, if I were you, I would have kicked him several times in the balls, add injury to injury
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernard. View Post


    First of all, that ending is badass. Second of all, pics ples.
    Nah man, I rather remember and cherish what happened.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Deemo View Post
    Fucking rad. The hug kinda softened it, I would have punched her in the jaw too.

    You're in High School, none of your relationships are real.
    I'm currently a Junior that only has 15 credits left to graduate I think? So 3 classes or in one semester.




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    Worth the read, m8.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Durdan View Post


    I'm currently a Junior that only has 15 credits left to graduate I think? So 3 classes or in one semester.
    If you really need 15 credits to graduate, you're absolutely fucked mate.
    High Schools require anywhere from 24 to 28 credits over 4 years.
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    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
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    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
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