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    I got conned out of $250

    I was browsing through Craigslist in the local area in order to find someone who had stolen an iPhone 6 Plus out of the factory (I had a connection on the inside that claimed that Apple was seeing an increase in theft from their factories). Instead, I stumbled upon a person selling a bag of cocaine. Please note that I've tried weed, shit was weak.

    I contacted the person and we decided to meet at Walmart, a neutral location. As I pull up, I notice that the bag was FILLED. Way more than the picture and description had stated. I was so excited that I paid him my $250 quickly, got in my car and drove home to try it out.

    Get home. Emptied some out onto my table. That was strong ass table salt and sugar, burned my nose hella hard.


    Usually my post bans are more entertaining but I'm working on homework and I'm lazy. Baiiii.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astro. View Post
    I was browsing through Craigslist in the local area in order to find someone who had stolen an iPhone 6 Plus out of the factory (I had a connection on the inside that claimed that Apple was seeing an increase in theft from their factories). Instead, I stumbled upon a person selling a bag of cocaine. Please note that I've tried weed, shit was weak.

    I contacted the person and we decided to meet at Walmart, a neutral location. As I pull up, I notice that the bag was FILLED. Way more than the picture and description had stated. I was so excited that I paid him my $250 quickly, got in my car and drove home to try it out.

    Get home. Emptied some out onto my table. That was strong ass table salt and sugar, burned my nose hella hard.


    Usually my post bans are more entertaining but I'm working on homework and I'm lazy. Baiiii.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astro. View Post
    I was browsing through Craigslist in the local area in order to find someone who had stolen an iPhone 6 Plus out of the factory (I had a connection on the inside that claimed that Apple was seeing an increase in theft from their factories). Instead, I stumbled upon a person selling a bag of cocaine. Please note that I've tried weed, shit was weak.

    I contacted the person and we decided to meet at Walmart, a neutral location. As I pull up, I notice that the bag was FILLED. Way more than the picture and description had stated. I was so excited that I paid him my $250 quickly, got in my car and drove home to try it out.

    Get home. Emptied some out onto my table. That was strong ass table salt and sugar, burned my nose hella hard.


    Usually my post bans are more entertaining but I'm working on homework and I'm lazy. Baiiii.

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    hmm fastest ban ive ever seen
    god damnit you duped me... anyway congratz on 3k
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    congrats, next time purchase bath salts, you'd probably end up munching on your dick.

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    congrATS!!!! .

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    HAHAHAAHA, god dammit! That is too funny!

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    Decently entertaining, congrats.


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    iPhone 6 Plus? Really?

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    Faggot. Grats on 3k.
    @Deemo i live with this nigga, he's always wanting the Iphone 6 plus since his iphone 4 broke. So i guess it got incorporated into the story because of his obsessions.

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