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    Ever heard of ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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    Ahaha brilliant. These are offensive but I admit I laughed to 2 or 3... xD
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    A father walks into a pharmacy, goes to the counter and asks the pharmacist about getting birth control for his 11 year old daughter.
    "My god, your 11 year old is sexually active!" the pharmacist exclaims.
    The dad replies "not really, she just lies there and cries."

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    Didnt read yours, mine is similar @asianmudkip

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    What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
    One baby stapled to five trees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gamer4evere View Post
    Ahaha brilliant. These are offensive but I admit I laughed to 2 or 3... xD
    Thats dark humor for you





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    Quote Originally Posted by asianmudkip View Post


    Thats dark humor for you
    Yeah, dark humor ftw xD
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    Why do black people have nightmares?

    The last one to have a dream got shot.

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    Okay, I'm going to have a wall of them, so spoiler incoming. They get dark.
    What's the difference between acne and your priest?
    Acne waits 'til you're twelve to come on your face.
    What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
    Tiger Woods has a better driver.
    The media frenzy when Princess Diana died was crazy - she was all over the radio...not to mention most of the dash and car bonnet too.
    How do you know princess Diana had dandruff?
    They found her head and shoulders in the glove box
    Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
    Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
    I went to a party last night. I thought I looked pretty smart, but some Jewish cunt said, "The '70s called... They want their shirt back!"
    I said, "The '40s called... Your shower's ready."
    How do you get a jewish girl's number?
    Roll up her sleeve.
    A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, "Show me it's true what they say about black men." So he stabs her and nicks her purse.
    Best part of dating an Ethiopian chick?
    You know they're going to swallow.
    3 kids in school one day. The teacher asks them, "What do cows say?" Amy replies "moo!" Teacher then asks, "What do sheep say?" Jack replies, "baa!" Teacher then asks, "What do pigs say?" Leroy says "Freeze motherfuckin' nigger, what's in the fuckin' bag?"
    A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it."
    Boy walks in on his dad masturbating. Never having seen anyone do this, he says, "Daddy, what are you doing?"
    His dad replies, "Don't worry son, you'll be doing it soon enough!"
    "Really? Why's that, Daddy?"
    "Well, my arm is getting tired..."
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    Double post because MPGH went down /delete

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    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
    The Holocaust.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I have a gun,
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    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

    Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    Dave.
    Dave who?
    Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harpoon. View Post

    Knock, Knock.
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    Dave who?
    Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
    TOP LEL M8ING

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    What do you call a black woman whos had 7 abortions?
    A crime fighter.

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    How can you fit 4 million Jews in a car?

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