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    What are the darkest jokes you can think of?

    Here is one that ive posted before:
    A man goes to the pharmacy and says I need condoms for my 12 year old daughter. The pharmacist says your daughter is sexually active? The dad says no she just lays there and cries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asianmudkip View Post
    Here is one that ive posted before:
    A man goes to the pharmacy and says I need condoms for my 12 year old daughter. The pharmacist says your daughter is sexually active? The dad says no she just lays there and cries.

    Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

    What's 18 inches, stiff, and makes most woman scream at night? Crib Death.
    Have to say these actually made me laugh. Don't know any sadly off the top of my head.


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    Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is. Holy fuck i legit just died.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Schuba View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by asianmudkip View Post
    Here is one that ive posted before:
    A man goes to the pharmacy and says I need condoms for my 12 year old daughter. The pharmacist says your daughter is sexually active? The dad says no she just lays there and cries.

    Woah... Hope you feel proud of yourself joking about shit like that.
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