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    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hioo
    You: Have you ever leaned over on the toilet and just watched yourself take a shit?
    You: Its fascinating.
    Stranger: Oh well, I'll try that out next time lol.
    You: Its a lot of fun.
    Stranger: Well.. taking a shit that hurts isn't.
    Stranger: I know I'm gunna have a painful shit soon..
    Stranger: Thanksgiving.
    You: Ah, but those are the funnest to watch.
    You: All the bright, magical colours.
    Stranger: Like christmas poo.
    You: Eww, you're creepy.
    You have disconnected.

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Quote Originally Posted by WoopwoopJuggalo View Post
    I'm bisexual.
    Get the fuck over it.

    Also, I'm not really bisexual.
    It was a phase.
    lol omggggggggg





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    Omfg. I love creeping people out on that shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    lol omggggggggg
    Yes Dabis, I had a phase where I let myself open up to find out where I really belonged.
    Then, when the hot guy at my school transferred I went back to being straight.

    Got me points with the ladies though.



    EDIT: Is this Dave's first post that's not in all caps?

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Please stop killing Omegle.

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    OMG WIN!!!!!

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi hun
    Stranger: 19/F/Canada
    Stranger: I'm on cam right now, come watch me:
    You: 15/M/Florida
    Stranger: its free
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WoopwoopJuggalo View Post
    Yes Dabis, I had a phase where I let myself open up to find out where I really belonged.
    Then, when the hot guy at my school transferred I went back to being straight.

    Got me points with the ladies though.



    EDIT: Is this Dave's first post that's not in all caps?
    thats creepy

    bi girls are ok but bi guys are weird

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    Smartass >.>

    Stranger: hi
    You: If you were stuck in a dark room with no doors or windows with walls made out of concrete, how would you get out?
    Stranger: ..................
    Stranger: i know
    You: =D
    Stranger: teleport
    You: Smart o.o
    You: fk
    Stranger: hehe
    Stranger: fk?
    You: fuck
    You: o.o
    Stranger: why fuck?
    You: nvm

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    Fail.
    Stop killing Omegle.

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Quote Originally Posted by WoopwoopJuggalo View Post
    I'm bisexual.
    Get the fuck over it.

    Also, I'm not really bisexual.
    It was a phase.
    lolwut.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by supernova2131 View Post
    Smartass >.>
    Quote Originally Posted by supernova2131 View Post
    OMG WIN!!!!!
    lol'd Great convo

    What happened?
    Quote Originally Posted by omega
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Have I omegled so much, that I am speaking now, not to an omegle user, but to Omegle herself?
    Stranger: Do I now approach the throne of God?
    You: Wha?
    Stranger: I'm making fun of you in a really bizarre and abstract way.
    Stranger: Which, by being explained, has lost its cadence.
    Stranger: Kind of like the photon effect.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    OkaY?
    Quote Originally Posted by Omega
    Stranger: Welcome to the most badass chat on Omegle. The one and only spam free chat on Omegle. Still alive and kicking even after numerous attacks and imitations. Enter your username to gain access to Omegle's secret, underground chat of badassery. =D Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long. CURRENTLY PASSWORD FREE!!!!
    You: What?
    Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
    You: so
    Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, or enter a different one.
    You: what i do
    Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
    You: o
    Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, or enter a different one.
    You: o
    Stranger: Are you human? We don't want stupid ass robot spammers. Answer this question. Don't use punctuation:
    Stranger: What's the password? TO GET IN FREE, TYPE THE NAME OF THE COOLEST PERSON ON OMEGLE!! *cough*Mandy*cough*
    You: Mandy!
    Stranger: God, you're a fucking moron. GTFO.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Last edited by DawgiiStylz; 10-13-2009 at 02:04 AM.

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    I naw this shit is old i was bored and i figured why not bring this op again.
    STONED AS A MOTHERFUCKER


    ahahahahhahhhh

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    It was fun before the site got full of fags like you spamming it and trolling eachother.
    We all moved on.
    Well, the smart ones did.

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Massive troll site, old news.

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