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    Bad Jokes

    What did the tree say to the other tree?

    What's ap?




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    What did I say to OP?


    You're a faggot.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    You know what else is a joke?

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    should be whats sap now thats fucking funneh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    What did I say to OP?


    You're a faggot.
    Quote Originally Posted by Predator View Post
    You know what else is a joke?

    OP
    Wow, very original. (it's the joke)




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    guess what...




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    Quote Originally Posted by Vibration View Post
    guess what...




    Chicken butt
    Guess who?

    Chicken Poo!

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    Haha Funny.....Dafuq
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    Jokes are for fags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faker' View Post
    Jokes are for fags.
    Just like you.

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