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    we all watch porn . its normal

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinaReow View Post
    we all watch porn . its normal
    You like Asians which isn't

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    Quote Originally Posted by dk173 View Post
    i never had a gf -_-
    ^^Made by: Shayne^^
    I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.
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    Lmao my friends mum was like to me
    "My son watches RedTube...Its perfectly normal"
    And I tried not laugh lols
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    Quote Originally Posted by dk173 View Post
    i never had a gf -_-
    ^^Made by: Shayne^^
    I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.
    Leonardo da Vinci

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinaReow View Post
    we all watch porn . its normal
    Not what I meant, I mean, idk if you've ever been to four-chan, but shit is fucked right up there. It's not just porn, it's really sick. What I've seen there I will never get out of my head.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    Not what I meant, I mean, idk if you've ever been to four-chan, but shit is fucked right up there. It's not just porn, it's really sick. What I've seen there I will never get out of my head.
    That's why I love going there.

    And mina ****** for not knowing bout foourchan

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    no , i dont know wat ***** is lol . yeah ima ****** , ive only been here for 1 month , and mpgh isnt my life .

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    Oh it will be, it will be. Just give it a couple of days.



    There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.

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    no forchan is jus som random gay site tht no1 carez about

    olny lik weird ppl and peodphiles go ther or somethin lik that !!

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    ive read to many of these to straight out fall for it......now i r hungry. and no one even notices me...lol its pretty fucking nice lol i can just talk about whatever the fuck i want

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    wtf four-chan has CP .... wow...I'm disturbed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richo View Post
    Assume you are a girl (if you are a boy).

    It's your first time.

    As you lie back your muscles tighten.

    You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

    He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.

    He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

    He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

    He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before.

    His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.

    You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.

    As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.

    He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.

    Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.

    He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

    After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.

    He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience...



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    You smile and thank your dentist!

    After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

    This made me lol so bad : )
    even though this a joke, its gay.

    so im dirty

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    Lol. I knew it wasnt gonna be what i thought it was, but it was still convincing. Nice one Richo =)


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