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    How Dirty Is Your Mind?

    Assume you are a girl (if you are a boy).

    It's your first time.

    As you lie back your muscles tighten.

    You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

    He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.

    He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

    He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

    He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before.

    His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.

    You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.

    As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.

    He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.

    Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.

    He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

    After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.

    He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience...



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    You smile and thank your dentist!

    After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

    This made me lol so bad : )
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    I knew it wern't fingering cuz girls like dat XD
    rofl anyway i knew it wont be, what you think it is...

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    It's your first time.

    As you lie back your muscles tighten.
    once you said that i though she was gnna get fucked.



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    Quote Originally Posted by dk173 View Post
    i never had a gf -_-
    ^^Made by: Shayne^^
    I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.
    Leonardo da Vinci

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richo View Post

    Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.

    He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

    Right there and then I would have said.....gtfo me

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    why make story about dentist :???:

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    dude wtf when u said you feel the slight trickle of blood

    i thought he popped her cherry

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmokeytheBear View Post
    dude wtf when u said you feel the slight trickle of blood

    i thought he popped her cherry
    Qouted 'Cause I Thought That To...Lol You Got Me With This One.


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    This is really old and predictable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aqua Structure View Post
    This is really old and predictable.
    GFT, i knew it wont be a whole thread about a proffesional fingering someone =/....

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    Couldnt be asked to read it lol.

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    SO My MIND IS DIRTy, it'd be creepy if it weren't and i really thought of smthing else


    this shit made me fking horny tough

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    haha




    hahahhahah

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    I have a bad mind. Like rly

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    this is a good one got me with it

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