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    So I was out jogging with my buddy...

    and these two kids who look about 12-14 ride their bikes past us and one of them says "man I could totally fuck Jennifer Lawrence, she's easy". Other kid's like "nah man, <insert other celeb name I can't remember> is much easier to fuck. she's a bitch"

    And my friend and I are just looking at each other like what the fuck is wrong with these kids. Then they ride past us again and one of them rides up to us and says sup then bikes away like he's the most amazing person ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insane View Post
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    When I was 12, I was outside playing basketball - not talking about fucking celebrities

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    Quote Originally Posted by | ∞ | View Post


    When I was 12, I was outside playing basketball - not talking about fucking celebrities

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    Quote Originally Posted by | ∞ | View Post
    and these two kids who look about 12-14 ride their bikes past us and one of them says "man I could totally fuck Jennifer Lawrence, she's easy". Other kid's like "nah man, <insert other celeb name I can't remember> is much easier to fuck. she's a bitch"

    And my friend and I are just looking at each other like what the fuck is wrong with these kids. Then they ride past us again and one of them rides up to us and says sup then bikes away like he's the most amazing person ever.

    >sigh
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