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    Impress her .show her that you're really care for her .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freedom(GG) View Post
    Impress her .show her that you're really care for her .
    ^^ Except when trying to impress her:

    (DO NOT DO THESE THINGS, I DID THEM THEY DIDN'T WORK)

    1.) Try and parkour up a wall at school and forget it's wooden and make a massive dent.
    2.) Try and code a hack and make it undetected and give it to her.
    3.) Get 100% on an exam and show her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitz View Post
    We'll need more fucking context than you gave in the original post, mate. How old are you? How old is she? How old is he? What do you have that he doesn't, what are your good qualities? What does he have over you?
    I'm 16 and she is 17, he is also 16. I haven't actually met the guy, so I can't really tell you his attributes. I mean I have good qualities but I'm not really perfect. I'm honest, I would do anything for this specific girl, I'm funny, I wouldn't call myself ugly. I'm willing to spoil her, but not to the extent where she becomes a gold digger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D View Post
    I'm 16 and she is 17, he is also 16. I haven't actually met the guy, so I can't really tell you his attributes. I mean I have good qualities but I'm not really perfect. I'm honest, I would do anything for this specific girl, I'm funny, I wouldn't call myself ugly. I'm willing to spoil her, but not to the extent where she becomes a gold digger.
    You should probably meet the guy. Arrange some sort of a meeting with him. Talk about stuff. Get to know each other, you know. Then you will have two options:

    1. Get the three of you to meet and make her choose between the two of you.
    2. When the guy least expects it, knock him the fuck out, drag him out into some distant woods where he wouldn't find his way home, go back to her and say that he got his ex gf pregnant and decided to move to Jamaica.

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    Twiixter, I don't think knocking out the guy, will solve anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twiixtor View Post


    You should probably meet the guy. Arrange some sort of a meeting with him. Talk about stuff. Get to know each other, you know. Then you will have two options:

    1. Get the three of you to meet and make her choose between the two of you.
    2. When the guy least expects it, knock him the fuck out, drag him out into some distant woods where he wouldn't find his way home, go back to her and say that he got his ex gf pregnant and decided to move to Jamaica.
    That's only 1 option actually. But I doubt that would do anything but make me look like a dick. If anything she would choose him if I did that.

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    Don't be a beta-faggot and dump the bitch.







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    Legit pro tip from the master of womanizing right here, wait until that bitch goes on a holiday not to far away from whete she normally lives, go there shortly afterwards and appear with some shit that she likes and a box of pizza, but in an attempt to win her over and get some puntag, cut a hole in the bottom of the box and put your raging boner inside, tape the top shut to prevent it from opening. When she see's you, she'll scream and run over to hug you. hand over the merch that you bought and mentiom the pizza. when she asks ehat flavour it is, release the kraken and exclaim proudly "it's whatever flavour you want it to be baby" and then cover your cock in a variety of sauces eg rasberry, chocolate etc.

    if that doesnt get you inside her pants then nothing will.

    Edit: sorry for the abysmal typing skills, I'm on a mobile.
    Last edited by Scotia; 10-27-2014 at 08:27 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D View Post
    That's only 1 option actually. But I doubt that would do anything but make me look like a dick. If anything she would choose him if I did that.
    So are you trying to say that you're worse than the fag?

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    If you were the one she wouldn't have to chose between two people.
    She sounds like an inconsiderate bitch whose always gotten what she wants. I'd fuck her and dump her bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by D View Post
    So I'm in love with a certain female, however she recently messaged me saying she is torn between me and another guy. What should I do to get her to choose me.
    HAC HER!
    VIA INJECTOR!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twiixtor View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by D View Post
    That's only 1 option actually. But I doubt that would do anything but make me look like a dick. If anything she would choose him if I did that.
    So are you trying to say that you're worse than the fag?
    No. But if I attack him she'll think I'm a dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D View Post
    No. But if I attack him she'll think I'm a dick.
    Not the attacking option. The other one. Where you just meet up with him, talk, get to know each other, and then the three of you meet and make her choose. No violence involved. Unless she picks him well then make sure you have something sharp on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twiixtor View Post


    Not the attacking option. The other one. Where you just meet up with him, talk, get to know each other, and then the three of you meet and make her choose. No violence involved. Unless she picks him well then make sure you have something sharp on you.
    Dude that's so mega beta.
    Step up and tell her she has to make a decision right now, or she loses you. Easy as that..







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