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    I Got Raped

    So as some of you guys may know, I do Car Repossession. Yesterday I took a call and it took a turn for the worse.

    I had to repo a brand new 2015 Corvette Z06. The car was in a very upscale area, a lot of widows and what not. Usually we don't do repos with only one person, but I wanted to show my boss that I wasn't a weenie. On my way to the house, I was reading the name on the list and it read "Coco". Thought I was stealing a strippers car or something, but it was whatever, I'm getting a fat tip. I get to the house and it's fucking huge, took me 2 minutes to reach the end of the driveway. I knock on the door and this extremely attractive woman introduces herself (Its Coco) for some weird reason. Like I'm hear to take your shit lady, the fuck more you want? I told her the car was being reposed, the payments were not being made and all that crap when she ask if I wanted to come inside. Uh, no bitch, idk what you got waiting for my ass on the other side of that door. So I tell her I can't I have a tight schedule to maintain and I just need her to sign a few things. Coco insist on me coming inside or she wont sign. I just say "fuck it" and go inside. She leaves me at the front door waiting while she gets the info from upstairs. This was legit a hooker. So took every step slow as and looked at me the entire time. 10 minutes go by before she comes back down completely naked and says "I seem to have lost my information. Can you help me find it?" Well Coco lost more then her information, as I pointed out she was naked and its not polite for me to look at her like that. Doesn't seem to give a fuck as she runs down the stairs, jumps onto of me, rips my pants off and then proceeds to twerk on my dick. I cried the entire time. Once I was done crying I just remember feeling something hit me, then I woke up in my truck at a McDonalds with a 10 piece nugget in the passenger and a note. This is what the note said:



    tl;dr: I have HIV

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    I can't really tell whether this is legit or not?!?!?

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    Slit your wrist open and die mother fucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Euphemistic View Post
    I can't really tell whether this is legit or not?!?!?
    100% real dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schuba View Post
    b8b8b8b8b8
    I don't even b8 m8.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Assistive View Post


    I don't even b8 m8.
    i c what u did there
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    dat note tho .
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    Don't know if troll or legit..

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    I would think it's your 5k.


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    bullshit, 100% confirmed bullshit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by arunforce View Post
    Yeah, obviously legit. If you can't think.
    Its real bro. I have a note! @Tall kiwi didn't even have a note.

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