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    Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out of the closet to no ones surprise

    Timothy D. Cook, Apple’s chief executive, said he was “proud to be gay” in an essay published early Thursday, becoming by far the most prominent executive of a public company to come out.

    “Let me be clear: I’m proud to be gay, and I consider being gay among the greatest gifts God has given me,” Mr. Cook wrote in the essay, published by Bloomberg Businessweek.

    Mr. Cook, 53, has never spoken publicly about his sexual orientation in the many years he has worked in the spotlight at Apple.

    In his essay, Mr. Cook also noted that he had spent much of his life trying to keep his personal matters private, which is why he had not previously spoken in public about his sexual orientation.

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    Everyone knows in the terms and conditions of becoming an Apple CEO you automatically become gay once you sign up

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    Do you think Tim would have a 3some with me,him,and bill gates?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post
    "I consider being gay among the greatest gifts God has given me"
    What a self-absorbed faggot.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    A miasma,
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    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    Bring true meaning to the phase AppleFags

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    What a self-absorbed faggot.
    I love apple, but even I cannot argue with this fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    What a self-absorbed faggot.
    >everyone that works for Apple

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    Sucked Steve Job's dick to get that position in the first place.

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    WELP . he's gay :V so does applefag
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    Explains why all new apple products are so gay, oh wait, they were gay long before cook.

    Guess Steve Jobs liked his gayness
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    How am i not surprised by this fact.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder View Post
    Explains why all new apple products are so gay, oh wait, they were gay long before cook.

    Guess Steve Jobs liked his gayness
    Stop being mad cuz you can't afford it. lel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradise` View Post


    Stop being mad cuz you can't afford it. lel
    Worst argument ever in the applesheep universe
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    You know how he got the position right? Through sucking Steve's dick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by .Sanity. View Post
    You know how he got the position right? Through sucking Steve's dick?
    holy shit you literally shit posting everywhere
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