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    Quote Originally Posted by OMARz View Post
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    Yeh man when I graf on things and chased by police I run real fast like and they can't catch me because im fast. :S :S :S :S

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    Quote Originally Posted by EndRiT View Post
    Lmfao

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    Cops are slow. They run like penguins. Start running in circles, and they'll pretty much be confused.

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    why the fuck are there so many weed posts?
    50 grand every week, fuckin' rat budget.
    I win, always.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WoopwoopJuggalo View Post
    I had a ten-sac in my pocket and a homemade bong out of a Nestle Milkshake bottle in my jacket pockets and I was already really high walking around at like 12:30 at night and a cop pulls me over.
    I fucking freaked, but I hid it as best as I could.
    The weed too.
    Anyway, he's asking my name and where I live and what school I go to sounding hella pissed and frusterated.
    I tell him and near the end my voice starts shaking.
    then he asks me if I know a "dani" that lived in my neighbor hood that goes to the nearby middle school.
    I didn't even know we had other kids in my area so he got back in his car.
    I swear to god I don't think I've ever been more relaxed after I found out he wasn't worrying about me.
    He cracks a joke about how im a junior in high school, and it would be wierd and almost illegal to be hanging out with 2 junior high girls.
    He rides away and I ditch my uneeded pipe in my neighbors garbage can, snuck back in my house, got a wotter bottle for my cotton mouth and made a nutella sammich to cure the munchies.

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    Proof or NOTHING happened.


    What kinda bud was it?

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    weed sucks . who would wanna feel dopey when u can be speedy & btw if u were high then how come when you talked to the polic he didnt smell it from ur breath ? OR wouldnt u have the smell on u ? maybe not ur breath but from the bong ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOD View Post
    thats cute

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOD View Post
    [IMG]https://www.zagura****/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/god-kills-kitten-troll.jpg[/IMG]
    ahhh no dont kill the kittens!!

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    It was some good ol' fashioned Orange Kush
    And sorry, I smoked all the proof. :/

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOD View Post
    [IMG]https://www.zagura****/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/god-kills-kitten-troll.jpg[/IMG]

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    I hate cats anyway.
    So smoking weed is like a pre-emptive strike against them when they are young.
    Although it is fun to spray them with hoses and watch them have little siezures

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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