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    Holy shit!

    I had a ten-sac in my pocket and a homemade bong out of a Nestle Milkshake bottle in my jacket pockets and I was already really high walking around at like 12:30 at night and a cop pulls me over.
    I fucking freaked, but I hid it as best as I could.
    The weed too.
    Anyway, he's asking my name and where I live and what school I go to sounding hella pissed and frusterated.
    I tell him and near the end my voice starts shaking.
    then he asks me if I know a "dani" that lived in my neighbor hood that goes to the nearby middle school.
    I didn't even know we had other kids in my area so he got back in his car.
    I swear to god I don't think I've ever been more relaxed after I found out he wasn't worrying about me.
    He cracks a joke about how im a junior in high school, and it would be wierd and almost illegal to be hanging out with 2 junior high girls.
    He rides away and I ditch my uneeded pipe in my neighbors garbage can, snuck back in my house, got a wotter bottle for my cotton mouth and made a nutella sammich to cure the munchies.

    This deserves a

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    lol i had something like that happen to me once except i wasn't high (dont smoke) and it wasn't the cops (teacher)
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    the fuck are you talking about?
    thats nothing like what happened to me!
    YOu woulda got a stupid detention, i wold be going to juvy!

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Quote Originally Posted by WoopwoopJuggalo View Post
    the fuck are you talking about?
    thats nothing like what happened to me!
    YOu woulda got a stupid detention, i wold be going to juvy!
    hey dude , i'm telling you a story about "relaxed " the dutch gouverment is !! I was in possession of 11 pre-rolled Joints and the coppers took my drivinglicense and i wasn't even smoking !!!!

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    If I had been caught with even a little nug I would be in juvy dood.
    thats nothing as bad as getting our drivers liscence taken
    and GOD, i'm not trollin

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
    Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Huge troll. Yuuhppp yuhp

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    you are trollin


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    Quote Originally Posted by UrbanCowboy View Post
    hey dude , i'm telling you a story about "relaxed " the dutch gouverment is !! I was in possession of 11 pre-rolled Joints and the coppers took my drivinglicense and i wasn't even smoking !!!!
    just giv em one and they do nothing
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    ahahahahhahhhh

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    I'm in need of some weed bro. I think I'ma get blown out of my mind today. Not sure yet though. D: I have my mind on so much shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imsohoooood View Post
    I'm in need of some weed bro. I think I'ma get blown out of my mind today. Not sure yet though. D: I have my mind on so much shit.
    BLOW THAT SHIT AWAY MATE JZ LIEK MEH
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    ahahahahhahhhh

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    Close one, i always run from the police never gotten caught but im pretty good free running and i am a graff writer so i dont think they would wste their engery chaseing me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricky1337 View Post
    Close one, i always run from the police never gotten caught but im pretty good free running and i am a graff writer so i dont think they would wste their engery chaseing me.
    I'm also good at free running when i run from the police.
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    ahahahahhahhhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horney View Post
    I'm also good at free running when i run from the police.
    Yeh lol it comes in handy xD and wen im getting chased buy owners of what i tagged on (only been chased by owners a few times)

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