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    Quote Originally Posted by bowlcut View Post
    Probably the most ill-informed and cringiest comment I've ever read on MPGH. Congrats on that one.
    Congrats on contributing to the most cringe worthy thread MPGH has composed together yet. I seriously wish you the best in growing out of the "I'm a 17 year old hipster, I can make up my own words and definitions" stage you are in. As a doctor, all I can say is go outside once a week. Say hi to a stranger. And don't forget to brush your teeth before sucking your Dad's dick. He likes that peppermint feel on his scrotum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by richassjew View Post
    Congrats on contributing to the most cringe worthy thread MPGH has composed together yet. I seriously wish you the best in growing out of the "I'm a 17 year old hipster, I can make up my own words and definitions" stage you are in. As a doctor, all I can say is go outside once a week. Say hi to a stranger. And don't forget to brush your teeth before sucking your Dad's dick. He likes that peppermint feel on his scrotum.
    You're a really really really bad troll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by richassjew View Post
    Congrats on contributing to the most cringe worthy thread MPGH has composed together yet. I seriously wish you the best in growing out of the "I'm a 17 year old hipster, I can make up my own words and definitions" stage you are in. As a doctor, all I can say is go outside once a week. Say hi to a stranger. And don't forget to brush your teeth before sucking your Dad's dick. He likes that peppermint feel on his scrotum.
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    I'm not trying to troll guys. I just want to understand why in tarnation do think this is music. It's just a blasphemy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowlcut View Post
    I feel as if I should clarify on why people (well, I at least) enjoy noise.

    For what it's worth, I think drone, noise, field recordings, lowercase, etc. all pertain to a certain form of minimalism. When listening to a rock song, there will be guitar, bass, vocals and drums nearly every time. Verses and choruses, chord progressions, more than likely set to 4/4. Basically, a set of formulas and conventions we encounter all the time. And the same goes for a lot of other genres -- folk, house, techno, black metal, you name it. Shit even free jazz. These are tried-and-true formulas, they can give absolutely fantastic results, I don't dislike them -- but I don't want to stick by them all the time.

    With noise (in its broadest sense), field recordings, etc., you do away with all that. The sounds are free, there are no necessary rules to follow, the field is wide open. That's very refreshing to me. (I listen to "non-harsh" noise a lot more often than harsh noise, because harsh noise is a bit too extreme, but that doesn't mean I don't listen to it). It's the same reason why math rock and experimental groups are popular - they're outside of the norm.

    Even an apparently very constraining genre like drone feels less artificial to me than all the conventions you can find in popular genres, because the one rule you have to follow is very simple and intuitive: what you get to hear and appreciate is the sound itself, its character, the subtle ways in which it might evolve. I like that a lot.

    When I listen to music, I don't necessarily NEED vocals. I don't need rhythms, melodies, harmony, progressions or anything. These are all optional to me. What I really want is interesting sounds.
    Music


    The only thing I can clarify this shit as is, shit. There is no thought process to this shit at all. The only semi-creative thing that was done was the creation of that "guitar". Other then that he just made a bunch of random noises that sound like crap and tried to call it music. No one in the world can classify this as music in any way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Assistive View Post


    Music


    The only thing I can clarify this shit as is, shit. There is no thought process to this shit at all. The only semi-creative thing that was done was the creation of that "guitar". Other then that he just made a bunch of random noises that sound like crap and tried to call it music. No one in the world can classify this as music in any way.
    If you don't classify noise as music I don't give a shit.
    This is fun to make and listen to.
    The debate on whether or not you find noise music as music is a whole different topic which you can make a thread for if you want.
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    Quote Originally Posted by richassjew View Post
    I'm not trying to troll guys. I just want to understand why in tarnation do think this is music. It's just a blasphemy.
    "I'm just trying to understand by throwing generic insults at someone on the internet and being a complete tool."
    Dang good job buddy.
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    Music


    The only thing I can clarify this shit as is, shit. There is no thought process to this shit at all. The only semi-creative thing that was done was the creation of that "guitar". Other then that he just made a bunch of random noises that sound like crap and tried to call it music. No one in the world can classify this as music in any way.
    I mean by that definition a LOT of music isn't music then, but whatever.

    Listen, if you don't like harsh noise, that's perfectly fine.
    Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it isn't music, though. Sure, be a cocksucker and think you're just the god of music because I'm sure you know so much more about music than I do[/sarcasm]. Don't come in here and talk shit about something you don't know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowlcut View Post
    "I'm just trying to understand by throwing generic insults at someone on the internet and being a complete tool."
    Dang good job buddy.


    I mean by that definition a LOT of music isn't music then, but whatever.

    Listen, if you don't like harsh noise, that's perfectly fine.
    Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it isn't music, though. Sure, be a cocksucker and think you're just the god of music because I'm sure you know so much more about music than I do[/sarcasm]. Don't come in here and talk shit about something you don't know about.

    Also anyone who's thanked Assistive's posts are no longer respectable in any way.
    Him being a cock sucker has nothing to do with anything that was said int his thread. Also, it's not music. Anything defined by the definition of music is music. So seriously, shut the fuck up and stop riding OPs cock. This is not music. This sucks. This shouldn't even be a thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by richassjew View Post
    Congrats on contributing to the most cringe worthy thread MPGH has composed together yet. I seriously wish you the best in growing out of the "I'm a 17 year old hipster, I can make up my own words and definitions" stage you are in. As a doctor, all I can say is go outside once a week. Say hi to a stranger. And don't forget to brush your teeth before sucking your Dad's dick. He likes that peppermint feel on his scrotum.
    The only thing cringeworthy here is you being a backseat music critic who thinks he knows that the fuck he's talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schuba View Post
    Anything defined by the definition of music is music.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Definition_of_music

    There is no concrete definition of music you arrogant sap.

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    This is not music.
    Quote Originally Posted by Schuba View Post
    This shouldn't even be a thing.
    Tl;dr "I don't like it, not music"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Schuba View Post
    Him being a cock sucker has nothing to do with anything that was said int his thread. Also, it's not music. Anything defined by the definition of music is music. So seriously, shut the fuck up and stop riding OPs cock. This is not music. This sucks. This shouldn't even be a thing.
    Your views on music is so limited it's insane. I'm not riding OP's cock at all, I'm just defending noise in general.
    Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's music.

    And wait, anything defined by the definition only?
    Okay so let's take out:
    -Electronic
    -Rap
    -Sampling
    -Anything made with computers, really

    You know nothing about music if this is what you think. Seriously, how about graduating middle school before acting like a big shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Definition_of_music

    There is no concrete definition of music you arrogant sap.



    Tl;dr "I don't like it, not music"


    You're making an ass of yourself.
    I'm sorry but me not liking this has nothing to do with this not being music. This just makes 0 sense on how it can even be classified as a genre of music.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Assistive View Post


    I'm sorry but me not liking this has nothing to do with this not being music. This just makes 0 sense on how it can even be classified as a genre of music.
    You not being able to understand music
    It's not music

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    Quote Originally Posted by Assistive View Post


    I'm sorry but me not liking this has nothing to do with this not being music. This just makes 0 sense on how it can even be classified as a genre of music.
    It makes perfect sense; you just don't understand it. It's that simple.
    When people listen to harsh noise, they unwind. They forget who they are, where they are, and all stress seems to go away.
    I shouldn't really call it "relaxing", but it's almost meditative in a way.

    But your argument is completely invalid. You're basing all this bullshit on your opinion. If you don't like it, don't listen to it. Nobody's making you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowlcut View Post
    It makes perfect sense; you just don't understand it. It's that simple.
    When people listen to harsh noise, they unwind. They forget who they are, where they are, and all stress seems to go away.
    I shouldn't really call it "relaxing", but it's almost meditative in a way.

    But your argument is completely invalid. You're basing all this bullshit on your opinion. If you don't like it, don't listen to it. Nobody's making you.
    Then its fucking unwinding sounds I guess. Its not fucking music.
    Do you call "Sounds of Nature" music, no. You call it sounds. This is in no fucking way music. Its something some dipshit created at an attempt to be different.

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