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    Russia planning on giving out Putin's semen to all Russians

    https://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...icle-1.2002773

    A Russia lawmaker schemed up a bizarre way to breed the next generation of great patriots: inseminate women with Vladimir Putin’s sperm.

    Yelena Borisovna Mizoulina ― the Chairwoman of Parliamentary Commission on Women’s Affairs, Children and Family ― introduced a bill into the State Duma explaining the peculiar pregnancy program, Russian newspaper Trust reported.

    “Every citizen of Russia will receive by mail the genetic material of the President to get pregnant from him and have a baby,” she said according to the translated proposal.

    She explained that after Putin’s offspring are born, they must attended special schools to ensure they live up to their genes.

    The presidential progenies will attend Suvorov schools, boarding schools that focus on military training, where they will learn to be “devoted to the homeland and to the president of the Russian Federation,” Mizoulina said.

    Plus, moms who raise baby Putins will get a special allowance from the state.

    It’s unclear when Putin’s sperm could start shipping ― or if the Duma will even agree to the breeding bill.

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    So if the kids fuck each other as they get older is it incest?

    Shit can Putin even put out that much baby batter?
     
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    they will all die from stupidity
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    YA SOSHLA S UMA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auxilium View Post
    YA SOSHLA S UMA
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about Putin, you little bitch?
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post


    What the fuck did you just fucking say about Putin, you little bitch?
    Мне нужна она

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    What is this Putin you speak of? O.o

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    I like how a Chairwoman came up with this

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    Пока все дети названы блять то я не вижу причин, чтобы возражать .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotia View Post
    Пока все дети названы блять то я не вижу причин, чтобы возражать .
    cyka .
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post


    cyka .
    blyat .

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    Stahp speaking alien. <3

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