Results 1 to 10 of 10
  1. #1
    TheSadist's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Gender
    male
    Posts
    192
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    3
    My Mood
    Amused

    Where are the jobs?

    Got this in an email and thought I'd share it with you all. Where are the jobs?

    John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.

    While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking,

    he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG)

    He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA),

    designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE)

    and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA)

    After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA)

    he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO)
    to see how much he could spend today.

    After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN)

    to the radio (MADE IN INDIA)

    he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY)

    filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia)

    and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

    At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day
    checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA),

    John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL),

    poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE)

    and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA),

    to see more illegals (FROM EVERY OTHER COUNTRY) entering our country

    and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA

    AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT
    (MADE IN KENYA).


    ----------------------------------------

  2. #2
    Dave84311's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Gender
    male
    Location
    The Wild Wild West
    Posts
    29,863
    Reputation
    4042
    Thanks
    37,705
    My Mood
    Devilish
    Now whats the moral of this story? Don't trust republicans...





    THE EYE OF AN ADMINISTRATOR IS UPON YOU. ANY WRONG YOU DO IM GONNA SEE, WHEN YOU'RE ON MPGH, LOOK BEHIND YOU, 'CAUSE THATS WHERE IM GONNA BE


    "First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you lose.” - Dave84311

    HAD VIRTUAL DETOX

  3. #3
    Diisasta's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Gender
    male
    Location
    B-Ball Court
    Posts
    1,829
    Reputation
    20
    Thanks
    491
    My Mood
    Blah
    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    Now whats the moral of this story? Don't trust republicans...
    DONT TRUST SITE ADMINS

    jew!

  4. #4
    Zakurna's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Lawl Lé Paux
    Posts
    1,930
    Reputation
    16
    Thanks
    189
    My Mood
    Paranoid
    Quote Originally Posted by Diisasta View Post
    DONT TRUST SITE ADMINS
    LMFAO!!!!!

  5. #5
    ZippoFreak's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    US
    Posts
    811
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    43
    My Mood
    Lurking
    lol this is so true, so hard to find a job anymore

  6. #6
    BPK's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Gender
    male
    Location
    N/A
    Posts
    6,057
    Reputation
    24
    Thanks
    205
    My Mood
    Angelic
    I bet. In like 10 years things will be better though.

  7. #7
    Sausage Fest's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Gender
    male
    Posts
    856
    Reputation
    9
    Thanks
    11
    My Mood
    Aggressive
    Don't trust nidders

  8. #8
    whtlight's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Smokin trees
    Posts
    3,116
    Reputation
    -25
    Thanks
    413
    Dave can you get on IRC?
    50 grand every week, fuckin' rat budget.
    I win, always.

  9. #9
    ShadowWrath's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Unknown
    Posts
    1,595
    Reputation
    12
    Thanks
    198
    My Mood
    In Love
    Waz with all the damn bugs in the sigs...
    Quote Originally Posted by dk173 View Post
    i never had a gf -_-
    ^^Made by: Shayne^^
    I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.
    Leonardo da Vinci

  10. #10
    BPK's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Gender
    male
    Location
    N/A
    Posts
    6,057
    Reputation
    24
    Thanks
    205
    My Mood
    Angelic
    For insanity.

Similar Threads

  1. WHERE ARE THE HACKS?!!??!?!?
    By jordie308 in forum Combat Arms Europe Hacks
    Replies: 25
    Last Post: 01-30-2009, 01:42 AM
  2. HACKING SITE? WHERE ARE THE HACKS?
    By The Prince in forum Combat Arms Hacks & Cheats
    Replies: 46
    Last Post: 08-29-2008, 01:53 PM
  3. Where are the forum buttons 0.0
    By SATANICAT in forum General
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 06-23-2007, 12:39 AM
  4. Where are the hacks ?
    By Achilles in forum General
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 02-10-2007, 02:41 PM

Tags for this Thread