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    Oh god no...

    Was surfing web found some shit...

    Q&A TIME!!!!!

    Please note that some of these aren't questions or answers! None of these are meant to offend anyone, well only if you're black or a jew.
    Lol jk jk jk my best friends a jew, but then again he died in the gas chamber of a steel mill...
    But I had a black friend! He's arrested now
    Im just kidding enjoy!

    What is the difference between 10 cocks and a joke?
     
    @Scotia can't take a joke


    How do you pick up Jewish Chicks?
     
    With a dust pan


    There's no point crying over spilled milk.
     
    Unless you're Ethiopian, in which this case you probably just killed your entire family


    How many blacks does it take to shingle a roof?
     
    One, if you cut him up enough


    I cried the other day when my dad cut up onions.
     
    Onions was a great dog.


    Harry Potter is so unrealistic!
     
    I mean a ginger w/ more than two friends! DF!


    What sound does the dead baby make while it's being blended?
     
    How the fuck would I know! I close my eyes when I masturbate.


    How did the police disperse of the rioting in Ferguson?
     
    They dropped down job applications from the police helicopters.


    What's yellow, black and makes you laugh?
     
    A bus full of niggas driving off a cliff


    What's large , green , and full of free food and sex toys?
     
    The dumpster behind the abortion clinic


    That joke is so dark... It stole my bike

    Did you hear black friday started early?
     
    Well at least in Ferguson it did.


    What's better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics?
     
    Not being retarded


    Why don't Jews do anal?
     
    Don't they already have bad experiences as is with gas chambers?


    I accidentally hit a kid with my car today but it wasn't serious.
     
    No one saw me, so I hit him again


    Suicide jokes aren't funny...
     
    So cut it


    What has more brains then Ferguson, Missouri?
     
    Thee walls of the Sandy Hook Elementary School


    What is missing from Ferguson, Missouri?
     
    About 10 miles of chain and an auctioneer


    I do a really good Rosa Parks impersonation!
     
    When I sit


    What do blacks and a fire hose have in common?
     
    They both deserve to be sprayed with a hose


    What's blue, black and bleeding?
     
    The nine year old in the back of my car


    What has 10 legs and screams?
     
    Gang rape


    How do you make a dead baby float?
     
    Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby


    Why do black people have white palms?
     
    There's a bit of good in everyone


    What's black, white and red all over?
     
    The black guy in the cotton suit I just ran over


    Curiosity killed the cat
     
    I wanted to see what it looked like when I hit it with a hammer


    Why didn't Anne Frank complete her diary?
     
    She needed more concentration


    What's the best part about showering with a 16 year old girl?
     
    When she slicks her hair back she looks 12


    So ray rice got into another sport
     
    Boxing


    Whats the best thing about having sex with a 6 year old?
     
    The pictures make your dick look huge. The worst part is getting the blood out of your clown costume


    What did Hitler get his daughter for Christmas.
     
    An easy bake oven, if jews even celebrated christmas


    I have so much gaut damn sex these days! I love being a coroner.

    I have so much sex these days... even though people don't give it to me, I still have it

    Getting girls to have sex with me is like getting ketchup out of a bottle...
     
    It's easier when I have a knife
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    The got progressively worse until they were absolutely fucking stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raple View Post
    The got progressively worse until they were absolutely fucking stupid.

    0/10.
    Just like you're education
    Was getting progressively worse until you became fucking stupid...

    Im jk m8


    BUT GET REKT! MUTHA FUCKA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sucidial View Post


    Just like you're education
    Was getting progressively worse until you became fucking stupid...

    Im jk m8


    BUT GET REKT! MUTHA FUCKA
    Topkek, but the jokes started good and just got stupid.

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    Ahaha I was waiting for these to eventually come up! I take my hat off to you sir for the balls to post this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sucidial View Post


    Just like you're education
    Was getting progressively worse until you became fucking stupid...

    Im jk m8


    BUT GET REKT! MUTHA FUCKA
    I approve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by garretco123 View Post
    Ahaha I was waiting for these to eventually come up! I take my hat off to you sir for the balls to post this.
    I don't have balls...
    I got into an accident, I'm jewish they messed up my circumcision x.x
    lel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raple's Sheep View Post


    I approve.
    Finally someone's got a handle of his herder

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    Good jokes, but I think you stooped trying at the very end, but thank you for trying to cheer people up. You deserve some points

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