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    Man caught jerking it outside after his momma kicked him out

    https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.2041976

    They're called privates for a reason.

    A Florida man was arrested last month after allegedly walking outside his Stuart home while naked and touching himself, reports TCPalm.com.

    Anthony Smith, 21, explained to authorities he gets a "high" to have others see him naked.

    But the real issue could be his strict mother, who actually has a rule of no porn inside the house.

    That's what prompted the nude suspect to go outside in the middle of the day on Nov. 14 in hopes that someone would see him, the Martin County Sheriff's Office wrote in the report.

    He wasn't disappointed, although others probably were.

    A witness told police they saw the clothes-less Smith masturbating in his yard. As officers responded they saw him "bending down naked in the driveway," the website reported.

    :V

    Imagine a world were parents kicked out their kids for looking at porn

    That'd be a whole lotta homeless dudes

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    Damn, why do your parents have to be such prudes?
    I respect your choices Pixy Dix.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    "Florida man..." always doing crazy shit.

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