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    Quote Originally Posted by asianmudkip View Post
    i dont know about you guys, but you have to admit fences are pretty perfect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by asianmudkip View Post
    i dont know about you guys, but you have to admit fences are pretty perfect.
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    I lost my virginity to a fence so I'll have to disagree
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    Quote Originally Posted by flex1178 View Post
    I lost my virginity to a fence so I'll have to disagree
    could you please elaborate more on this

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    Quote Originally Posted by flex1178 View Post
    I lost my virginity to a fence so I'll have to disagree
    please explain more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grizzly View Post
    could you please elaborate more on this
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    Alright... (This is pretty long so sorry from the spelling ect ect because i'm lazy and I'm not gonna fix it .)

    So It was during my sophomore year. I was at a football game with some friends. One of my friends , lets call him Billy. Billy had this green substance that shall remain unnamed ,but billy didn't have anything to roll zed "substance" in.

    So 4 of us out of the group set out on a mission to head to the gas station down the block to buy some cigerollos. The 4 of us who were chosen for this mission were the only ones who didn't pay for our football tickets so we had to sneak out (because they check your tickets if you leave early). The sneaking out didn't go as planned and school cops were in their little carts driving around for us.

    We had been cornered down at the football practice field and the only way out was to hop these 3 fences. So the only girl with us lets call her Ash. Ash was like a nimble fucking cat and got over the fences no problem. The other one lets call him "M". M was so skinny who could crawl under the fence and barely mess up his shirt.

    So it was just down to me and billy. I decided to go first and started scaling the first fence and Billy for some reason insisted on helping me. (3 months later ash told me billy was gay) Every time he helped me he always either grabbed my ass or accidentally touched my balls... Every time he did that I would sorta twitch and be like "the fuck man" and the fence would prod my asshole. (I had thought it was sweat so just brushed it off but when I got home and took a shower I was washing that area of my body and when the water hit it I winced from the pain and saw blood.)

    Long story short the fence didn't buy me dinner and I never got to smoke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flex1178 View Post
    Alright... (This is pretty long so sorry from the spelling ect ect because i'm lazy and I'm not gonna fix it .)

    So It was during my sophomore year. I was at a football game with some friends. One of my friends , lets call him Billy. Billy had this green substance that shall remain unnamed ,but billy didn't have anything to roll zed "substance" in.

    So 4 of us out of the group set out on a mission to head to the gas station down the block to buy some cigerollos. The 4 of us who were chosen for this mission were the only ones who didn't pay for our football tickets so we had to sneak out (because they check your tickets if you leave early). The sneaking out didn't go as planned and school cops were in their little carts driving around for us.

    We had been cornered down at the football practice field and the only way out was to hop these 3 fences. So the only girl with us lets call her Ash. Ash was like a nimble fucking cat and got over the fences no problem. The other one lets call him "M". M was so skinny who could crawl under the fence and barely mess up his shirt.

    So it was just down to me and billy. I decided to go first and started scaling the first fence and Billy for some reason insisted on helping me. (3 months later ash told me billy was gay) Every time he helped me he always either grabbed my ass or accidentally touched my balls... Every time he did that I would sorta twitch and be like "the fuck man" and the fence would prod my asshole. (I had thought it was sweat so just brushed it off but when I got home and took a shower I was washing that area of my body and when the water hit it I winced from the pain and saw blood.)

    Long story short the fence didn't buy me dinner and I never got to smoke.
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    i think you enjoyed it inside

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    well... love has no boundaries...

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    next shit we see is people falling in love with their own shit !

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    Quote Originally Posted by -HAYEM View Post
    next shit we see is people falling in love with their own shit !
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    op is girl with dick?

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