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    New Years Eve Sadness

    Well I just found out that for New Years Eve, I will be completely alone at home. I have no girlfriend so I can't spend time with her, all my friends are out with their girlfriends or some shit like that, my parents are going out to the club and my small sister is going to her friend's for a sleepover. Now guess where I'm going to be. Alone my my fucking house watching some movies and masturbating to some bizarre porn videos.
    Fuck my life.
    #foreveralone

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    Damn that sucks bro. Enjoy the bizarre porn though .

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    Here is what you do.

    1.)Spread the party rumors.
    2.)Throw a party.
    3.)Not alone anymore.
    4.)Get a hot drunk chick and fuck her.
    5.)Happy New Years.

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    Home alone 4 : A night at MPGH.Starring : Twiixtor

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ameer View Post
    Home alone 4 : A night at MPGH.Starring : Twiixtor


    Not a good rated film ameer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ameer View Post
    Home alone 4 : A night at MPGH.Starring : Twiixtor
    lol

    anyway you will meet the one someday i am in the middle of getting the one dw just hold out POP HOLD IT DOWN

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    you know..
    you can always be gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by xaviar View Post



    Not a good rated film ameer
    There's a #4?

    Fucking hell they milked the shit out of that series.

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    How the fuck don't you have a girlfriend or at-least a friend with benefits girls are easy to get here.

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    GO out in a club and sit at the bar drink something/smoke and if you see a girl that you like go ahead and talk dipshit.





     

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    Quote Originally Posted by KillTheNoise View Post
    How the fuck don't you have a girlfriend or at-least a friend with benefits girls are easy to get here.
    well I don't have a girlfriend, but I have friends that let me have sex with them.
    Quote Originally Posted by Genesis View Post


    There's a #4?

    Fucking hell they milked the shit out of that series.
    Tell me about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by KillTheNoise View Post
    How the fuck don't you have a girlfriend or at-least a friend with benefits girls are easy to get here.
    You should visit Palestine , girls are more manly than guys , so you'd rather to be gay than to be straight lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twiixtor View Post
    Well I just found out that for New Years Eve, I will be completely alone at home. I have no girlfriend so I can't spend time with her, all my friends are out with their girlfriends or some shit like that, my parents are going out to the club and my small sister is going to her friend's for a sleepover. Now guess where I'm going to be. Alone my my fucking house watching some movies and masturbating to some bizarre porn videos.
    Fuck my life.
    #foreveralone
    Ha.. Ha.. Thats a sad thing? I need to get my shit together...





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    Quote Originally Posted by Twiixtor View Post
    Well I just found out that for New Years Eve, I will be completely alone at home. I have no girlfriend so I can't spend time with her, all my friends are out with their girlfriends or some shit like that, my parents are going out to the club and my small sister is going to her friend's for a sleepover. Now guess where I'm going to be. Alone my my fucking house watching some movies and masturbating to some bizarre porn videos.
    Fuck my life.
    #foreveralone
    Longshot I know but if you want to chill with some friends of mine on ts3 you're welcome to join us! , there is going to be alot of drinking and not alot of sleeping

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scenic. View Post
    Longshot I know but if you want to chill with some friends of mine on ts3 you're welcome to join us! , there is going to be alot of drinking and not alot of sleeping
    Huhuhuhu let me join or shoot you.

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