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    MPGH - A Poem

    So while I was banned for plotting against the empire, I wrote a little poem out of boredom with my alt, @Defaulted. Here's the original poem:
    https://www.mpgh.net/forum/showthread.php?t=905094

    -----------------------------------------------------
    The wind blows
    The river flows
    Jov fucks more hoes

    But it doesn't matter

    Because that is real life
    It's like someone got a big-ass knife

    And cut the thing that held together the internet and reality
    Though master131 and Rejected showed that the net can stop a fatality

    So long live the empire
    Even though shitpost spreads like wildfire
    And idiots set the bar of stupidity higher

    MPGH lives on

    It is the empire of days
    Where we get hacks handed to us on trays
    Where we talk about ISIS to bags of Lays
    Where we find it funny to offend gays

    Where one can get banned for plotting against the empire and calling Liz hot
    Where one can be a leecher and sign up just for a bot
    Where one can make racist jokes about getting shot
    Where one can even be scammed by a MM, like GBot

    Oh MPGH

    The empire of game hacking
    With thread topics varying from pokemon to fapping
    And members whose only day to day activities are shitposting and napping
    With music threads that have the fakest niggers rapping
    And users making money with account cracking

    MPGH has it all.
    Sometimes it stood so tall.
    Sometimes it had to fall.

    But it survived.

    Long live the empire.

    Long live MPGH.

    -------------------

    A poem by Titanate.

    Also, since when did the Poetry Café exist?
    I'm not Ben Affleck.

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    Cool story bro.
    Now go fuck yourself...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Organized Chaos View Post
    Cool story bro.
    Now go fuck yourself...


    Pls?
    Considering the image of you that most people you've interacted with online hold, you should be saying that to yourself.

    At least I actually made this rap, unlike your works (@arunforce).
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    Not bad, how long did it take you to make it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitokiri~ View Post
    You're one of the reasons I fucking hate people.
    Look back at your location.

    That's you.


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    Not bad, how long did it take you to make it?
    LMAO i just thought about it while listening to some Drake for about 15 minutes. I created it while I was banned.
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    Where is my name


     


    Never Forget 1


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    Quote Originally Posted by GalaxyBeatzz View Post
    i want to look like my favourite athlete, he's called papyrus hes got a very hot body and his orgasms sound like windows xp which is very hot

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Tavi View Post
    Where is my name

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanate View Post
    So while I was banned for plotting against the empire, I wrote a little poem out of boredom with my alt, @Defaulted. Here's the original poem:
    https://www.mpgh.net/forum/showthread.php?t=905094

    -----------------------------------------------------
    The wind blows
    The river flows
    Jov fucks more hoes

    But it doesn't matter

    Because that is real life
    It's like someone got a big-ass knife

    And cut the thing that held together the internet and reality
    Though master131 and Rejected showed that the net can stop a fatality

    So long live the empire
    Even though shitpost spreads like wildfire
    And idiots set the bar of stupidity higher

    MPGH lives on

    It is the empire of days
    Where we get hacks handed to us on trays
    Where we talk about ISIS to bags of Lays
    Where we find it funny to offend tavi

    Where one can get banned for plotting against the empire and calling Liz hot
    Where one can be a leecher and sign up just for a bot
    Where one can make racist jokes about getting shot
    Where one can even be scammed by a MM, like GBot

    Oh MPGH

    The empire of game hacking
    With thread topics varying from pokemon to fapping
    And members whose only day to day activities are shitposting and napping
    With music threads that have the fakest niggers rapping
    And users making money with account cracking

    MPGH has it all.
    Sometimes it stood so tall.
    Sometimes it had to fall.

    But it survived.

    Long live the empire.

    Long live MPGH.

    -------------------

    A poem by Titanate.

    Also, since when did the Poetry Café exist?
    I found it <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Tavi View Post
    Where Is My Name

    - - - Updated - - -

    Where Is My Name
    Got ya below:

    Quote Originally Posted by Titanate View Post
    Even though shitpost spreads like wildfire
    And idiots set the bar of stupidity higher
    Quote Originally Posted by Titanate View Post
    And members whose only day to day activities are shitposting and napping
    I'm not Ben Affleck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jvk View Post
    I found it <3
    I don't want to talk to you


     


    Never Forget 1


    Never Forget 2


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    Quote Originally Posted by GalaxyBeatzz View Post
    i want to look like my favourite athlete, he's called papyrus hes got a very hot body and his orgasms sound like windows xp which is very hot

     

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    This is.. Something else. It's like utter bullshit. But yet so good. Good job m8.

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    i want to fap to that poem
    Tiocfaidh ár lá

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    Quote Originally Posted by GerrysamHD View Post
    i want to fap to that poem
    Better than fifty shades of grey boi
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